You just facepalm and:

You: I told you steven...

Connie zones out with a blank expression on her face.

Steven: Hello? Connie?

Another distant rumbling noise is heard, shaking Steven off his seat.

Steven: What the-?

The Gems rush out from the temple gate.

Garnet: Something entered the atmosphere.

The Gem exits the house onto the porch.

Amethyst: Up there! (points at a shooting object in the sky*)

Pearl:It's another one of those things!

Garnet: It landed on mask island! You two,Come on!

You: (nodded*) Mm, steven let's go.

Steven: Connie, I'm gonna call you back.

At the mask island*

You and the crystal gems warp to Mask Island and spots the robonoid wandering towards them.

You: What is it doing here?

Pearl: Is it... looking for a warp?

Garnet: We have to stop it!

You and he gems charge towards the robonoid and destroy it, spilling green goo everywhere.

Steven: *covered in goo* Yeesh! What are these things trying to do?

Pearl: We're not... really... that sure...

Garnet: It's not trying to do anything now.

(Steven moans in uncertainty.)

At Connie's House*

Connie: (on the phone with Steven again*) Okay. So you read the first three books in order. Do you... like them?

Steven: Of Course!, They're awesome! I really love Lisa's familiar - He's my favorite, I'm... just confused about one thing though.

Connie: What's that?

Steven: What... is... a familiar?

Connie:... Noooooo ugggggh... (slumps against the cabinet in disappointment*) huh...

Another distant rumbling occurs again.You are sleeping on their sofa and you were awake by it.

Connie: Was that another one of those marble things?

The Gems rush out from the Temple Gate again. And you are just awaked by the rumbling and prepare yourself and get your double sided sword...

Steven: Yeah...

Amethyst: (stretches her face in anger*) GRRRRRRRR! What is with these things? This is like the FIFTH one this week!

Garnet: We'll find it in the Desert!

You: Steven! Hurry up!

Steven: Connie, talk later! (tosses his phone aside*) Wait you guys, wait for me!

You and the gems, annoyed except you, warp ahead towards the Desert without Steven, but he quickly warps away on his own too and catches up.

At the dessert*

You and the gems arrived at the dessert and sees a robonoid walking bye. All of you ready your weapons.

Garnet: Alright, everyone fan out!

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