Larry Stylinson Rants and Ramblings (And possibly Analysis) :D

Louis' Tweets

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What the hell...

WHAT THE HELL DOES MODEST MANAGEMENT THINK THEY'RE DOING?

I'm so fucking...URGGGGG....I WANT THEM TO STEP ON A GODDAMN LEGO.

I'm not a true fan? THAN WHY THE FUCK DO I HAVE 115 POSTERS ON MY WALL. WHY DO I HAVE THE UAN ALBUM. WHY DO I HAVE BOTH DVDS. WHY DO I STAY UP AND WATCH THE VIDEO DIARIES.

WHY DO I HAVE AN ENTIRE TWITTER DEDICATED TO THEM.

IS THAT A FAKE FAN?

I SUPPORT THESE BOYS MORE THAN ANYTHING IN THE WORLD, AND YOU HAVE THE AUDACITY TO TELL ME IM NOT A TRUE FAN.

"WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? WHO DO YOU THINK I AM?"

Louis. William. Tomlinson.

He is my idol.

He is my favorite person.

I want to meet him so badly.

I'd give him the world if he didn't have it already(Harry).

WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU RUINING HIS IMAGE. HE IS A FUCKING SWEETIEPIE AND YOU FUCKING KNOW THAT.

Modest. You are so fucking bad at your job. YOU'RE LOSING FANS. HOW FUCKING FANTASTIC.

FOUR FOR YOU MODEST MANAGEMENT, YOU GO MODEST MANAGEMENT.

But you know what? Lose fans. I. Don't. Give. A. Shit.

THE LESS FANS, THE SOONER LARRY COMES OUT. YOU ARE ALL GENIUSES. A FOURTEEN YEAR OLD KNOWS MORE THAN YOU.

You know what you've succeeded?

NOTHING.

Wait, no. You've lost fans. And respect. And money. And possibly one of your biggest money makers.

A+.

Now, I'm going to go back to writing FANFICTION. And reading/making ANALYSES. And singing LARRY SONGS. And now that the fourth wall is demolished, WHY NOT TWEET LOU'S ACCOUNT ABOUT LARRY. HE DOESN'T USE IT ANYWAYS.

And mgmt, just remember this:

HI, IM A STAR IN THE CLOSET. I CAN'T CHANGE SO I'LL ROLL 17 BLACK AND WON'T STOP TILL WE SURRENDER.