Cover by ItzTaintedKenny!
Not suitable for those with lactose intolerance - there's a fair amount of cheese.
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and to think my original target for this book was 1k..... seriously, thank all of you so much for the support after the last 1 and a half to 2 years. you've all been wonderful readers and this book brings me a lot of joy (and pain lol) I've given up a lot to write it, but it's been worth it. I've been able to bring so many little stupid little ideas to life. literally when I first began impulsively writing that Balloudy oneshot in a tent in Dorset whilst my friends were sleeping next to me, I had no idea that this book was even going to be 1% of what it is now. most of these oneshots came from me hiding scared in the school toilets, and having nothing to do except vent through the medium of stories. and the added bonus was that you guys liked them! I'm popular. woah, haven't been able to say that for years! y'all ready for 1M in like 2040? wonder whether it'll still exist then...
