Try Me, Bitch |BnHA| |Reader Insert|

Y/n: That's not very cash money of you

"Of course, Gentle."

"STUPID!!! AS IF I'D LET YOU GET THE CHANCE!!!!!!"
A giant frying pan smacked into them at mach speed, sending them flying away. So fast they broke the sound barrier.

"Y-Y/N!" He stuttered out.

"Ah, save the stuttering for the bedroom wink wonk."

"... did you just say... 'wink wonk' out loud?"
You threw the pan behind you. When it landed on the ground, it broke off into hundreds of doves.

"Should we follow him?" You asked seriously.

"We can't let him attack U.A. Not after all the hard work everyone's done."

"... yeah, that was more noble than I wanted. I just wanna fight someone." You took off into the air. A mile ahead of you, you saw both of them jumping on elastic air.

'Oh, that's right. His quirk's elasticity, if I recall.' You thought for a moment.

'... hehehe...' You disappeared from behind them and reappeared in front of Gentle's face. He almost had a heart attack.

"Your quirk is elasticity, right?" You asked. You then gave him a sickeningly sweet smile. "What if I just... changed it?" The air-turned-elastic now turned back into air. The both of them fell down towards the ground and even when Gentle tried to use his quirk, you didn't allow him to. They both crashed into a construction site. You landed on the roof of a house.

"Y/N!" Midoriya landed next to you. Seemed like he jumped after you.

"Sup." You nodded. You then slapped him on his back. "GO get em tiger!"

"Huh? M-me??"
Your giant mallet smashed into him from behind, sending him flying where they were.

"HAVE FUN!!!"

~
"Oh... shit..." You watched Gentle bounce up and down on the steel beam, the whole thing shaking. Your eyes then went down to the old man standing near it.

"... Ugh... boomers." You looked back at the beam. It suddenly stopped bouncing and returned back to its solid state. You can't get rid of people's quirks. But if someone's quirk messes with the physical version of reality, you can negate it with your super-awesome-neverbeenseenbefore quirk. You flew over towards where they were and landed next to Midoriya. You looked up at Gentle.

"I admire your power and resolve, however I must continue on with my--"

"Wow, you're such a smooth brain I can't even believe it."

"... huh?"

"Am I speaking Einstein or something? E = MC SQUARED. YOU THE 'E', AND 'MC SQUARED' = DUMB PICKLY BITCH!" Your mallet reappeared. "I can skip a whole lot of episode time by doing this."

"Episode... time?"
The mallet smashed into both of them repeatedly. Gentle couldn't use his quirk cause he was too busy getting PUMMELED.

"Y-Y/n..." Midoriya trailed off. You laughed.

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! YOU FOOLS!! AMATEURS, WEAKLINGS, SIMPLETONS, YOU HAVE BROUGHT YOUR OWN SELF-DESTRUCTION UPON YOURSELF!!! BASK IN THE GLORY AS REALITY LITERALLY TURNS AGAINST YOU!!!!!! HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"... she's gone... crazy..." Midoriya muttered. As they were getting pummeled, you walked up to another beam and looked at it.

"Hm... what if I..." A beam appeared over your head. "Oh. There we go." It landed on top of you.

"Y/N!!!!!!" Midoriya shrieked. However, he stopped when you slytherout of the beam like a slippery sneaky snake.

"Woo! Almost died there. Now." The beam replaced the mallet and crushed the two underneath it. "There we go!" You slapped your hands together.

"They should be dead!"

"DEAD?!?!"

"Yep! Making my way to the double digits!"

"THAT'S A GOOD THING?!?!?!?!?!?!?!"
You grabbed his arm.

"You have to go," you said, "Before it's too late for the festival! Oh! Here!" You handed him the bags.

"Huh?! When did you get these?!"

"Just now! So..." You grabbed him by his scruff and the back of his pants. "YEET!!!!!" You threw him at mach speed. When he was gone and out of sight, you walked up to the beam. You lifted it up effortlessly where a half-conscious La Brava and Gentle laid. Your eyes darkened.

"I want a word with you."

Ja ne!

{Ruby Red}