Mayor Dewey: The time to take that pressure that's built up all year and just let it out.

Mirror: PBHT!

You now decided to join the fun with steven and the mirror:

You Beach city? More like FART CITY!!! PBHT!!!

The crowd immediately laugh at your joke,even steven couldn't stop laughing and as for the mirror it projects Steven laughing too. Mayor Dewey however is a little embarrassed about your joke

Amazed by it, you and steven played with the mirror day:

Steven: You got a lot of mileage out of that joke. You're pretty funny for a mirror. Don't you think so, (y/n)?

You: Are you kidding me?! This mirror is hilarious!! I like this mirror!!

Mirror: You're both pretty funny for a mirror

Both: We're not a mirror.

Mirror: You're pretty funny for a-(yyyy/nnn) and Ssssteven!

The two of you are shocked. This is the first thing that the mirror say something that is something new...

Steven*gasps* You made something new! Say something else!

Mirror: Ssssteven anndd (yyy/nnn)— is— a new friend.

You are blushing but you decided to hide it from the mirror. But as for steven, you can see clearly see him blushing

Steven: Really?

Mirror:Yeah!

Steven: You're our friend, too!

You and the mirror just laughs at steven about what he just said:

Steven: (y/n) we got to go tell the Gems.

Mirror: Nooooo!

Steven: Don't be shy, they'll love you.

Then the mirror started to echo

Mirror: Nooooo!

You are now getting a little worried about the mirror. It doesn't really want to be introduced at garnet, amethyst, and pearl

You: Steven are you sure you want to introduce this mirror to the crystal gems? I think the mirror doesn't really like them...

Steven: Don't worry (y/n), they're a good audience.

While going back to steven's house. You borrowed the mirror:

You: Hmm, Why don't you wanna meet the crystal gems? They are actually a good gems.

The mirror is starting to glitch. Then, an appearance of a blue woman shows up:

???: NEED HELP (Y/N)... I TRAPPED... THE CRYSTAL GEMS... NO TRUST...

You are now horrified at what you see, you don't know what is it talking about...

You: What are you talking about? Please tell us so that we can help you!!

Steven: (y/n)... Can i have the mirror back?

You just left out a deep sigh:

You: Sure steven..

You and steven enters the house:

Steven: Guys! Wait 'till you see-

You and steven sees pearl arranging the pile of school equipment from before into a tower, while garnet and amethyst watches on.

Amethyst:Yo! Ste-man!

Pearl: Hello, Steven and (y/n)

Garnet: Howdy. (makes a finger gun) Bang.

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