💩Heel Hell💩

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(I'm doing this shitpost so we can kinda relax from the last chapter...so here 😊)

Loba:  "Argh! My feet hurt from being in these heels!"

Bloodhound: "Dont wear them."

Mirage: "Insoles are great...try them sometime!" *Hugging onto Bloodhound in a cuddle*

Octane: "BLOW OFF YOUR LEGS!!" He shouts while in between Tae's legs getting his hair played with by his mate.

Crypto: "Just shut up about it." He says still playing with Octavio's hair.

Gibby: "You can always wear some tennis shoes bruddah!"

Lifeline:  "Ya know heels aren't usually used for combat?"

Wraith: "I could care less"

Wattson:  "The heels are too noisy!"

Caustic: "Pathetic"

Pathfinder: "You could ride on my Zipline across the map friend!"

Revenant: "Girlie you've been through more pain haven't you?" -darkly laughing-

Bangalore: "Change..."

Loba: "Why did I even say a word to you...Yoko would help me out better."

Everyone in sync:  "YOKO?!"

Loba: "Ya know..." -uses jump drive bracelet to get far away-

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