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Okay so I open wattpad and decide to write a chapter of this book since I was bored. I open the book and see this.

Wat? This book actually reached 1k reads, huh

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Wat? This book actually reached 1k reads, huh...why? XD

Like I said in a previous chapter, I write this shit at ungodly hours with storylines I think up in school while I'm daydreaming in class or just before I fall asleep.

Seriously, why you guys like to read this trash is beyond me. But thanks. Isn't this a lovely little milestone?

Um, anyways idk wat to say for these kinds of things, never had 1k reads. So I guess hi to whoever is reading this.

Oh before I forget, thank you to GirlGirl007 who has been reading this trash and supporting the story from the start. Go check her out and read her books. They are basically zodiac books that you won't feel like ripping your eyes out at. Unlike this one!

So, I guess that's it? Look I suck at conversations and I'm socially awkward so this is not something I'm good at. Actually give me one sec...

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Kyu:*bursts out of writer's room*HEY ZODIACS!!!

Virgo:Yes Kyu?

Kyu:Guess what!

Scorpio:You'll finally leave us alone?

Cancer and Pisces:*hits Scorpio on the back of his head*

Scorpio:Ouch!

Libra:Continue Kyu

Kyu:The book reached 1k reads!

Sagittarius:Oh really!?

Gemini:WOOHOOO PARTY!!!

Aquarius:Nice, but what do you want us to do about it?

Kyu:*reveals camera*Well since I'm an introverted, socially awkward sociopath-

Zodiacs:We know...

Kyu:I wanted yall to thank the readers instead

Leo:Sure! THANKS FOR 1K READS YALL!!!

Cancer:Thank you for reading this!

Scorpio:Wait if they read this doesn't it mean Kyu will just torture us more by writing more chap-

Aquarius:*elbows Scorpio in the stomach*Ignore him, thanks for supporting this book!

Pisces:YAY, all of you guys are now my friends!

Capricorn:Nice to know some people enjoy reading, thank you for existing

Virgo:Same, please keep it up

Scorpio:Thanks for reading*sweats nervously*

Gemini:Thank yall for wasting your time reading about what Kyu puts us through!

Sagittarius:Yeah thanks!

Libra:Hope you guys have been enjoying the book while reading as well!

Aries:Yeah don't just read because you take pity on our idiotic author, but thanks

Kyu:Wait do people do that?

Taurus:Thank you guys, Kyu is probably very grateful and will try and be more consistent with his uploads

Kyu:I didn't say tha-

Pegasus:He will also make an attempt at writing better storylines and character arks

Kyu:Hold on can we get back to what Aries said?

Pegasus:Orion your turn*turns to Orion*....WAKE UP IDIOT!*kicks Orion*

Orion:AHHHH!!! Where's the fire!? AND OUCH!

Cancer:No fire, the book did reach 1k reads though

Orion:So a different fire

Libra:Kyu wants us to thank the readers!

Orion:Okay then

Kyu:Is everyone ignoring me?

Orion:Thanks for reading this, hope we can continue to entertain you guys with this book!

Kyu:Haiz, good enough...

Zodiacs:THANK YOU ALL FOR 1K READS!!!

Kyu:Holy! WTF WAS THAT!?

Pisces:Well we thought it would be fun!

Kyu:Jeez, tryna give a brother a heart attack!

Scorpio:Did we succeed?

Kyu:*holds up his hand with his pounter and thumb barely out of contact*This close Scorpio, now that we finished doing that...what now?

Gemini:How about you finish the freaking ark you started 1 month ago?

Kyu:Oh, that. WAIT A SEC ABOUT WHAT ARIES SAID-

Anne:*hits Kyu on the head*SHUT IT!

Zodiacs:*silence*......ANNE!?

Kyu:Ouch...oh did I forget to mention? Anne is gonna be living here too.

Anne:Good work on 1k reads btw

Kyu:Thanks...so I guess that's that. I'll just go grab a snack

Sagittarius:Hold up!

Kyu:What?

Virgo:You haven't thanked the readers yet!

Kyu:Oh, thank yall for reading this instead of studying, working, sleeping, exercising, reading actual books, etc.

Capricorn:Kyu you can't be serious

Kyu:But I am, anyways Imma go back to the writer's room now.*grabs a freezer doughnut*Seeya!

Zodiacs and Anne:Bye Kyu!

Kyu:*walks back into writer's room with the doughnut in his mouth*Fnow I dod frobaby gu a cloosing.

(translation:Now I should probably do a closing)

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So yeah, like usual I did not know what I was doing and it went awry like usual so I'm good with that.

So hope you guys are doing fine well and dandy.

Hope to see you guys very soon in future chapters, and like usual.

Seeya!

~Kyu~

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