Aleheather (Complete)✔️

One Shot (6)

Title: Alejandro Learns His Lesson

Rating: Teen

Warnings: Language

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"And that's when I told her I wasn't that into her."

"Wow, you really led her along that long?"

Alejandro was telling Duncan about one of his many encounters with women before he met Heather. They were sitting in the living room at Geoff's bachelor party. Somehow Duncan convinced Geoff to invite Alejandro. It had been five years since what happened on World Tour and he figured it was time they ended their feud.

"Yep," the Spaniard smirked smugly.

Duncan raised his eyebrow. "And...you're proud of that?"

"Why wouldn't I be? Charming women is one of my many talents."

"Dude, have you forgotten you have a girlfriend?"

He rolled his eyes. "Yes, I am aware that I have a girlfriend. I do not flirt with women anymore."

"But you still brag about it, huh?" He chuckled.

"Yeah," he smirked. "It makes a great impression on people."

"What if I told Heath-"

"Oh no! Amigo, please don't tell her! Anyone but her! She...won't appreciate it much."

"I figured," Duncan chuckled. "Whatever. As long as you're not flirting with other women it's all good."

"I don't. I promise. Heather es mi reina y mi corazón."

He grimaced. "Uh...ok man. Love's made you way too soft."

"I see the way you act around Courtney," Alejandro smiled knowingly.

"Well...yeah, you're right. But at least I don't recite poetry lines in Spanish."

"It's what she deserves. You should really learn some. Courtney would love it."

"Me?" He laughed. "Learn Spanish? That last thing I wanna do sound like a total sap."

"Trust me, bromigo. Speaking from experience, it works with all women. They find it very sexy and irresistible. I use it whenever Heather's mad at me. Just one or two Latin terms come out of my mouth and she melts like chocolate in the sun."

"Really? That's all it takes? Damn, I guess I should try and learn some."

"Si! It especially comes in handy when it's that time of the month," he shuddered. "I've never been more terrified in my life. And some days she'll just complain about everything no matter what I do!"

"I totally get you, bro." Duncan had to bite his tongue to keep from laughing. He just realized that Alejandro had butt-dialed Heather and he had no idea how much of the conversation she heard. Instead of telling him, he decided to see how far she'd let him go.

"And she screams at me when she gets bad cramps!" Alejandro continued. "I tell her she's being dramatic. There's no way they can be that bad! She also eats a lot. Sometimes I wonder if the menstrual cycle is just an excuse to eat more junk, because mi dios! She eats likes she's  pregnant during that time!"

Duncan snorted and quickly covered his mouth. Dude, you are in so much trouble.

"What is it?"

He shook his head. "Nothing."

Alejandro pursed his lips before pulling out his phone from his back pocket. His blood turned cold when he saw who he had accidentally called and his whole body froze for a moment. The call had been going for the past five minutes. Shit shit shit shit! He turned to Duncan, his mouth agape.

Duncan shrugged with a laugh. "Not my problem, man."

He swallowed hard and cleared his throat over and over again. "Uh...H-Heather, mi amor. Hey. How are you this fine evening? Want me to take you out tomorrow night? But you flowers? Get you a masseuse? Anything you want!"

Heather took a minute before responding, sending shivers down his spine. "No, that won't be necessary. Thank you though."

"So...um...you're not mad at me?" He asked hopefully.

"Hey, could you stop by the store on your way back when you leave? You're gonna need a sleeping bag. And since I'm nice, you can even get a tent if you'd like."

"Ahhhh! Mi amor! No! I'm so sorry for everything I've said! Please! I'll do anything!" Duncan nearly died laughing seeing him like puddy in her hands. Alejandro sent him a 'hey! Don't make fun of me!' glare.

"If you'll do anything, then you can stay outside for one night."

"Ughhh no! You know how I am about sleeping outdoors!" He groaned. "Anything but that!"

"Awe, poor baby. Maybe you should've thought before you spoke, huh?"

"Heather, listen!" He laughed nervously. "It was all a joke! I'd never underestimate the pains of a woman's menstrual cycle!"

"Right. And you'd also 'never' brag to your friends about being a womanizer."

He let out a sigh in defeat. "...Fine. But you should know I'll be suffering tonight!"

"Uh huh, I'm sure."

He gasped dramatically. "Heather! Have you no remorse?! My hair will be a mess when I get up and my clothes will have died all over them!"

"Not if you use a tent. You really have nothing to worry about, Alejandro. You're just being dramatic."

"Oh no..." he groaned into his hands.

"I'll see you tomorrow, mi amor." With that, she hung up.

Alejandro didn't dare look at Duncan, for he felt embarrassed. "Dude..." the punk began.

"Don't even start!"

"Good luck trying to get out of this one with your native language."

"Oh shut it!"