Zuri had a little lamb Part 3

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Hailey's POV...

I am sweating to death!" I say

 Hurry up! If my hair gets any bigger, it'll absorb my brain! " Jorge complains

what brain do you have that can be absorbed by your hair?" I ask

RUDE" Jorge retorts

Okay, I'm done. " Griff says

Thanks Babe your the greatest" I say

*pecks Griffs cheek*

Thanks*blushes*"Griff says

(Sighs) Thank the gods! Now, let us discuss a plan of action before we do anything rash... " Ravi starts

Freedom! (Crashes) (Grunting) Uh, guys? I didn't quite make it." Jorge says

 Uh, yeah, we see that. If we had to get stuck with half of Jorge, why did it have to be this half? " I say

Oh, cruel world." Ravi says

time skip...

Hailey's POV...

Help! " Jorge scream

Jorge, your screaming is helping no one. " I say

You are merely sending out a "come eat me" signal to the bears. " Ravi says

Just let him scream. If they chew off his top half, maybe we can get the rest out. " Griff says

" I agree with Griff let the bears eat his head" I says

(Grunts) Are you using all your strength? " Ravi says

Are you using any strength? " Griff and I say in unison

Ow! " Jorge complains

Hey maybe a bird will think jorges head is a tree and will start to make a nest on his head."I say

Oh, sorry, Jorge. Did the force of my raging biceps hurt you? " Ravi says

No, a bird is making a nest on my head! It's turning my cranium into a condo! " Jorge says

I was right I am outstanding" I say

" Yes you are Babe*Both starts blushing*" Griff says

Okay, pulling isn't working. We're going to have to push him out. " Griff says

(Sighs) Good idea. " Ravi says

"Your gonna touch the pooper shooter you ain't gonna touch me until you wash your hands with hand soap for twenty minutes Griff" I say

Go for it, man. " Griff says

(Chuckles) No, after you. I insist." Ravi says

 But you've known him longer. " Griff says back

Which is why I cannot go near that. " Ravi says

Quit arguing and just push my tush! " Jorge yells

It is so hot, my eyes are sweating! " Ravi says

Yeah, that's called crying! " Griff and I say in unison

Wait! My boiled brain just had a thought. Maybe the heat will make Jorge perspire more. The sweatier he is, the easier it will be to slip him out of the hole. " Ravi says

Jorge can get sweatier? " I ask

He can always get sweatier." Ravi says

timeskip...

He's not budging! " griff says

And we are getting steamed like clams! " Ravi says

My butt is on fire! And not in the way that I'm used to! " Jorge screams

Oh, dear! I fear this defective piece of junk is about to explode!" Ravi yells

 Curse you, people of Vasterbotten, and your shoddy craftsmanship! " Ravi continues

"were gonna die in here griff hold me please  I would rather die in your hands than by you touching jorges butt, please

Sighs) If this is the end, let's not spend our last moments touching Jorge's butt! Hailey im coming" Griff says and hold Hailey in his arms

 Good point. At least I will die knowing I'm the most popular CIT. Oh, who am I kidding? The campers call me Ronnie. " Ravi says

That's the nicest thing they call you." Griff and i say in unison

 (Crashes) (All screaming) (Exploding) (Crashing)

 We are free and alive! " Ravi says

Is it just me, or is the air fresher, the stars brighter? " Hailey says 

Get off me, dude. " Griff says kissing Hailey passionatly

Gladly. Wait, where's Jorge? Jorge! " Ravi calls

I'm okay! My butt broke my fall! Jorge says

Well, at least it is good for something." I say breaking the kiss.




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