Events that actually happened

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"Okay so since the last one was sad I decided to cheer you up with a funny one. So this one is centered around events that happened in your world too. Are you ready?" -A/S
"Yes" Everyone said
"Okay lets do it" 

The scene opened at a store in the hair dye section and showed Kirishima holding a box of red dye in his hand while looking down the isle. Then showed Dabi at the other end holding black hair dye and walking towards Kirishima not seeing him. Then Kiri accidentally bumps into Dabi and looked up, "Dabi?" Kirishima questioned
"Kirishima" Dabi said as they both slowly backed away from each other till they eventually ran in different directions from each other. 

The room laughed at the awkward interaction between the two. 
"D-did that actually happen?" Midoriya said in between laughs
"Yeah it did" Kirishima said rubbing his neck in embarrassment. 
"Next one"

The scene opened to see Bakugo and Midoriya in a Starbucks shop with Bakugo ordering. 
"I'll take a large black coffee" He told the barista 

"A what?" The barista said

"A large black coffee" He said again clearly getting annoyed
"Do you mean a venti?" She said trying to be helpful
"No I mean a large" He said back 
"He means a venti, largest one you got" Deku said trying to keep Bakugo from murdering the barista

"A venti is a large" The barista said
"No venti is 20" Bakugo said correcting her
"Really?" Deku said knowing he was going to tell her off
"Yeah, large is large. In fact tall is large and grande is Spanish  for large. Venti is the only one that doesn't mean large, it's also the only one that's Italian, congratulations you're stupid in 3 languages." 
Then the scene ends with Midoriya holding his head in his hands and the screen fades to black. 

"Kacchan she was just doing her job why did you have to do that?" Deku said
"Well if she's gonna do her job she has to do it right. Plus all those stupid sizes that they have and the stupid names for them why do they need to over complicate things just say small, medium, large and extra large no need to make stupid names where most of them mean the same things." He said going off
"Okay next is about Deku in middle school and yes all of these actually happened."

It opened to Deku wearing his middle school uniform and the teacher was asking him questions. 
"Very well, the fall of the Berlin wall" The teacher said

"1989," Deku responded, "I'm good with dates sir"

"Are you? How good," The teacher said testing him, "Keep it to the year. Civil rights act" 
"1964" Deku said
"JFK assassination" 

"1963"
"MLK"
" '68"
"Lincoln"
"1865"
"Roe VS Wade"
"1973"
"Brown VS board" 
"1954"
"The battle of Gettysburg"
"1963"

"Korean war" 

"1950-1953" 

"Ha!," The teacher said thinking he got him, "It ended in '52" 
"Actually sir it was '53" Deku replied and the class whispered about him standing up to the teacher

"Some one look it up," The teacher told everyone, "Now quickly!" 
A random student  piped up and said, "It was 19...53" 
Then the class clapped for Izuku while the screen faded to black and eventually shut off. 

"Wow Deku that was so cool" Uraraka said
"Wow you sure showed him" Mina said
"Were all of those correct?" Sero asked the teachers
"Yes they were" Aizawa said
"Wow" "So cool" "Who knew Deku was so smart" 
"okay guys we got one more, this one is called 'how Kiri calms Bakugo'" 

The screen opens to Bakugo taking in a deep breath trying to calm himself a little, then it shows Kiri walk next to him and grab his hands, then he started singing something, "Where the norhtwind meets the sea theres a river," Then bakugo joined in, "Full of memories, I know what you're doing" Bakugo said Kirishima chuckled "Sleep my darling...." 
Then the screen cut out

"Aww that was so cute Bakugo" Kaminari said
"Shut it pikachu" Bakugo said 
"Okay okay guys settle down," Looks towards the lovely readers, "Please leave a comment if you want a part two" 
"What was that?" Mina asked 
"What was what?"

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