Doctors Visit[Funny]

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A/N: Been doing a lot of explicit stories lately so imma a break it up a lil with this one short story
Bey's POV
Jay and I get ready for a day of shopping while momma T watches Blue. We get ready and as we head out, Jay groans.
Jay: fuck
Bey: what??
Jay: I have a doctors visit in 10 mins! I totally forgot. I don't have any other time to reschedule at the moment. Can we stop by the doctors real fast pls?
Bey: idc as long as I'm with you
Jay: aww corny ass
We laugh. We get in the car and Julius drives us to the doctors. He waits in the car parking lot cause it's only a check up. He signs in and the doctor takes us right away. He's a new one and Jay heard that he is way better of a doctor than the other one when it comes to certain things. We sit in the room. He sits on the bench while I sit in the chair. We shake hands
Doc: nice to meet y'all. Excuse the accent, from Houston, Texas like you Beyonce
Bey:AYE!!!🤘🏾
Jay: ahahaa
We laugh. He does the normal routine that I would feel uncomfortable if I was a man.
Jays POV
Oh no, hernia check.
Doc: ok, this might be weird but it's necessary for any signs of *coughs* hernia. Um Jay, would you like Beyoncé to turn around?
Bey: haha, I think I've seen it a couple of times*winks at Jay*
Doc: haha ok, Mr. Carter, please remove your pants and boxers.
I stand up and ugh this is so uncomfortable! I try not to look at the doctor as I pull my pants down. I stop there.
Doc: Mr. Carter, the underwear. Hey trust me, I feel just as weird as you do. I ain't doin this for enjoyment, just comes with the job
I pull my boxers straight down and I look up and the doctor gasps.
Doc: my lord. Sorry, ugh ok, imma need you to bend over to the bench just a little and cough when I ugh tell you too as I ah grab your balls.
I do so and Bey is giggling in the corner at his reaction.
Jay: something wrong doc?
Doc: no. *whispers* wish mine was that big . Ok Mr.Carter, cough.
I do so and he lets go. Bey is about to have a laugh attack but I mean mug her. Embarrassing man.
Doc: alright no looks of a hernia and you are all free to do. And don't worry, it's a protocol we have to do only 1 a year. So, none of that for a while.
I pull up my pants and boxers.
Bey: *taps docs arm* it's ight. I had the same reaction too
They both laugh as I brush past them embarrassed. We leave and get to the car and I just wanna forget what just happened.
Bey: aye, why you so uptight?
Jay: I just bent over for the doctor and he grabbed my balls a-
Bey: and it wasn't me? *fake gasps*
Jay: I'm serious Bey. It was embarrassing
Bey: baby, he does this for a living. He was just shocked by how fuckin humongous dick is that's all. Chill bro. You should've compared sizes like you do with your homies.
Jay: aye wow, wha ho-
Bey: um, cause I've seen it and heard things. Fact of the matter is, is that you are healthy and we can move on
Jay: ok
I catch her laughing in her hair. Ugh whatever man. Hate the doctors

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