Mars Delight .. Venus Delicacy Part XXVIIII

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the girls each had a chef salad and fries

ribeye steak and eggs for the guys

waiting for their orders .. Harley Bill ambled over to the jukebox

Merle Haggard's *Mama Said*  began playing

made it back to the booth just in time

a large brown envelope was left on his seat

the redhaired waitress with the large wart on her nose

left half of the payment .. one hundred and twenty five thousand dollars

half paid now .. with a note stipulating

the other half would be paid after the job is done

Jzzay and Harley Bill nodded they were ready to go after they'd eaten

kick starting their hogs .. they headed east on I-I0

the girls held on tight as they peeled out

several hours later they crossed the New Mexico border

some mountains up ahead .. they'd break there

pulling into a ravine behind the mountains

they turned their motors off .. looked around

the coast was clear so they all relaxed

Teazzy broke off an ounce of buds from the marijuana brick

placed it in the circle of stones Szzay had arranged

Harley Bill and Jzzay lit it up with their zippo lighters

while Szzay and Teazzy fanned the ounce of sinsimilla buds

they let it burn a few minutes .. then blew the small fire out

all four of them inhaled all the sweet smoke possible

a good twenty minutes later .. the ripe buds were all gone

cottonmouth dry .. everyone shotgunned a few beers apiece

laying across the rustic boulders .. they coughed and coughed

stoned high .. they couldn't fight the five headed aliens

who appeared out of nowhere .. then they heard the ufo approaching

the five headed aliens chained them .. loaded them and their hogs in the ufo

stoned high .. they were completely helpless against the five headed aliens

Szzay was cying .. she'd forgotten to give everyone some anti-alien pills

Teazzy cried also while the guys tried to hold their faces straight

the head alien told them they were being transported for the mission

to relax and enjoy the music .. Michael Oldfield's *Tubular Bells* was playing

a couple of the other five headed aliens freed them from their chains

everything was cool .. then the aliens lit up some Kona Gold

the rare, sweet scent permeated the entire interior of the ufo

two aliens had a joint apiece in their five mouths .. ten fat joints

blew shotguns for Teazzy, Szzay, Jzzay, and Harley Bill until they passed out

several hours later they all woke with parched throats

the five headed aliens handed all of them a frosted mug of alien beer

Teazzy remarked the mugs were similar to A & W rootbeer mugs

the head alien told them they'd arrive at the Jersey Shore soon

for them to ride their hogs to New York from there

Szzay complained about sand that had blown in her alien beer

the five headed aliens gave them a fresh mug of alien beer apiece

and also an ounce of Kona Gold when they dropped them out

Harley Bill and Jzzay parked their hogs on high ground

all four of them took a stroll along the boardwalk

Teazzy commented on how crazy everything had become

Harley Bill hugged and kissed her .. saying don't worry about it

Jzzay fired up the alien beer filled bong

took a deep pull .. passed the Kona Gold to Szzay

the sweet cannabis was so smooth .. waves lapped the shore

stoned high .. they walked barefoot in the edge of the Atlantic Ocean

Harley Bill related they'd soon have to head on to New York

to finish the top secret mission they were chosen for

Jzzay screamed out loud .. a jellyfish had stung him

safely back on the boardwalk .. Szzay rubbed his foot with a magic gel

Copyright @ April 2012

StandingBear                                                          Part XXVIIII

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