after having to allow the redheaded waitress to squeeze his ass again
Harley Bill cursed up a storm about getting the brownie mix
the girls went to work baking the marijuana brownies
Jzzay turned the television on to CNN
watching the broadcast .. he thought he saw Fiarria for a moment
punching Harley Bill .. he asked if the lady looked like Fiarria
Harley Bill's eyes grew wide .. as he stuttered it was her
Jzzay turned the volume up .. the news anchor cleared her throat
announced America's Most Wanted was searching for the lady
that was shown on surveilance cameras .. along with four others
Fiarria was wanted for attempted kidnapping in Louisiana and Mississippi
a witness appeared .. stating he'd seen Fiarria with Senator Williams
Senator Beaudoin and Senator Williams were privy to important top secrets
top secrets pertaining to government business
she must be found at all costs
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Harley Bill hand picked four very large marijuana buds
he told Jzzay to come to the kitchen with him
took four lare glasses .. turned them upside down on the counter
placed the large marijuana buds under the up side down glasses
lit all the buds .. allowing them to burn a minute .. then blew them out
lifting his glass .. Harley Bill breathed in all the smoke inside his glass
held the sweet smoke in his lungs as long as he could
blew the smoke out and repeated over and over
Teazzy, Szzay, and Jzzay all followed suit .. soon they were all high
Harley Bill inconspicuously wiped away a tear .. pondering Fiarria
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Jane took the redeye flight to LaGuardia airport
in a couple of days she was to meet the bad guys
on the Hudson River near the Holland Tunnel
A beautiful, streamlined yacht awaited her arrival
checking .. she made sure she had Senator Koomoo's schedule
the two bad guys had gotten pulled over for speeding
while the motorcycle cop called in their license tag
one of the bad guys took the lengthy chain off of his billfold
wrapped it around his hand .. then hid his hand behind his back
when the officer finally returned .. a bad guy grabbed him
the other bad guy wrapped the chain tightly around his neck
holding the cop down .. they inserted a silicone chip in his head
one bad guy said to the other one .. hold his mouth open
and he forced an anti-memory pill down the cop's throat
they left him wiggling in the deep ditch beside the highway
the other bad guy suggested .. let's find a bar and get a drink
a few hours later .. they found themselves at the Hard Rock Cafe
a couple of skeezers waltzed up while they shot billiards
asked the bad guys if they wanted to play partners
one bad guy made the eight ball .. suggested they go to the Giant's game
on the way they stopped to pick up some beer and a bottle of Jack Daniels
arriving at the meadowlands .. they held their own wild tailgate party
both skeezers laid across the hood of the Z-28
the bad guys strated having belly shots at the same time
both skeezers laughed .. a bad guy had swallowed one's cubic zirconia
sitting in the endzone seats .. they watched the Giants run for a touchdown
the skeezers jumped up .. shaking their boobs and screaming like crazy
sat back down to finish off their Jack Daniels in cheap paper cups
chased their shots with Budweiser .. the Patriots scored a passing touchdown
then the skeezers suggested they all go get a motel room after the game
Copyright @ February 2012
StandingBear Part XXVII
