I'm wide awake, it's four in the morning, leave me alone.
Deans POV
Cas was sauntering around the bunker in those tight pants again. I felt my pants get tighter and sighed, I walked to the kitchen and grabbed a pie.
I grabbed the apple pie and locked myself in my room. I unzipped my pants and imagined the pie was Cas.
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I put the pie back in the fridge and waited. Cas walked in and made himself a piece, he sat down across from me and began eating it.
"Is this a new kind of apple pie?" He asked, looking at the pie confused. "It tastes salty and there's bits of white in it."
I looked at him and smirked, he looked down and the pie and groaned. "You didn't," he said, puking it back up.
"Oh I did," I said, laughing at his pain.
"What happened?" Sam asked, walking into the kitchen.
"He did it again," Cas said, gagging on the floor.
"Dude again?" Sam yelled, walking away.
Note: and that's my conclusion of why I need mental help, thank you and goodnight.
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