Textrovert

"Hey! I'm adorable too!"

[Saturday, May 30, 2020]

Incoming call from Mother ducker

"Hey."

"Hey!"

"Someone's excited."

"Yeah, I've been playing with my little brother and his excitement is pretty contagious."

"K!"

"Who was that? Is that your little brother?"

"Yeah, I think he wants to play hide and seek again- No buddy, I'm on the phone. We'll play later, okay?"

"..."

"I'm talking to a friend. Nope you can't talk to her. Go away."

"Keith, I wanna talk to him. It's okay."

"I said go away."

"Keith!"

"Oh hey, I was just talking to this little dude."

"I know. Put him on."

"Why?"

"Because I can still hear him begging you to let him talk to me. He sounds so adorable, how could you even snap at him like that and order him to go away you cold hearted evil jerk."

"Woah, okay. Here you go buddy. Talk to her. Say 'hello' come on we don't have all day."

"..."

"Hello?"

"Awww hey there, what's your name?"

"Sammy."

"And my name is Iris."

"Iwis. It's pretty."

"Awwwww your name is wayy prettier. How old are you?"

"1, 2, 3, Three."

"Aww you're counting on your fingers? That's so cute."

"K showed me how to do it."

"Did he? What else did he show you?"

"He promised when I grow up and be a big boy he'll show me how to-"

"..."

"..."

"Sammy? Hello?"

"Hey, I'm back."

"Um, why? I was talking to Sammy!"

"It's enough chit chat for a day."

"Okay then, bye."