Textrovert

"Check your closet, babe."

[Friday, May 1, 2020]

What's your name?

Received : 05:28 pm

Wow you texted first

Sent : 05:34 pm

It's nice for a change isn't it?

Received : 05:36 pm

Sort of

Sent : 05:37 pm

You're the first girl I've ever texted this long without knowing her name

Received : 05:38 pm

I'm deeply honoured

Sent : 05:39 pm

It's just a name why can't you just tell me

Received : 05:41 pm

Why don't u ask our "mutual friend"

Sent : 05:43 pm

Are u ever gonna stop mentioning him?

Received : 05:49 pm

Nope

Sent : 05:51 pm

I think I know what's going on

Received : 05:52 pm

Spill it

Sent : 05:53 pm

You didn't believe the whole mutual friend thing and you're worried I might actually be a creepy stalker

Received : 05:54 pm

Who can blame me? You can't even tell me his name...

Sent : 05:55 pm

Oh I see what you're doing.. you're trying to trick me into telling u

Received : 05:56 pm

No seriously, for all I know you could be waiting outside my door ready to stab me or smth

Sent : 06:02 pm

Not outside the door, check your closet babe

Received : 06:05 pm

Stop making that face

Received : 06:06 pm

What face

Sent : 06:08 pm

I imagined you with a creeped out look and I can't stop laughing

Received : 06:09 pm

I did make that face but how can u imagine an expression on someone's face if you've never seen them in the first place?

Sent : 06:11 pm

Good point

Received : 06:13 pm

I know

Sent : 06:14 pm

I'm Keith

Received : 06:18 pm

Good to know

Sent : 06:20 pm

Oh come on that's not fair just tell me your name that's all I'm asking

Received : 06:21 pm

Nope

Sent : 06:25 pm

Fine. I'll just call you princess.

Received : 06:27 pm

Don't u effin dare

Sent : 06:29 pm

Watch me

Received : 06:35 pm

Also, you don't swear? How decent of u

Received : 06:36 pm

I do in rare occasions

Sent : 06:38 pm

You're effin cute princess

Received : 06:39 pm

I hate you

Sent : 06:40 pm

Good thing I know you're a bad liar

Received : 06:42 pm

Go away Keith

Sent : 06:43 pm

You don't mean that, Angel.

Received : 06:49 pm

So you're just gonna keep calling me pet names until I tell u my name and make u stop

Sent : 06:53 pm

How observant of you

Received : 06:54 pm

It's Iris.

Sent : 06:56 pm

My name is Iris.

Sent : 06:57 pm