Your bones are wet.
Why are states such weird shapes?
If God created everyone (even the LGBTQ+) then why is it a sin to be gay?
When your teeth klank when kissing then your skeletons are touching each other.
Who created the alphabet?
People always say that water has a taste but... what does it taste like? And don't you dare say water.
Why does my house keep making random clicks and noises?
DWIGHT YOU IGNORANT SLUT-
I'm preeetttyyyyy sure I'm a psychopath.... ->-
*Insert memes*
Why the fuck are we still in school (digitally) when we're never gonna use the things we learn anyways?
Why do we (the countryhumans community) enjoy making the Third Reich (a murderous country who tried to kill an entire group of religious people and take over Europe) a cute and pure cinnamon roll?
Communism probably would have worked if Stalin did a better job. (No offense mate)
Our life is practically a video game.
I'm so insecure about my body, holy shit.
snek
DON'T LOSE YOUR HEAD-
What would happen if I went back in time?
If I could change one thing in the past it would be to get Hitler to actually excel and succeed in art school so he can live his dream and not try to kill half the planet.
What if my parents never met? Would I even still be here? Would my sister still be here?
If someone changes even the smallest of things in the past then it could have drastic effects on the world today.
PARDON ME, ARE YOU ARRON BURR, SIR?
:)
Water is wet.
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