Star Wars- The Phone Chat

The Sunny Day & Luke Captured

It was boiling outside. No one could go outside. It was 95 degrees. 

Plo Koon's mission was cancelled because of the weather. "I can still go outside, I've lived on Tatooine." Anakin said, "Anakin, Tatooine is definitely colder than this weather." Obi Wan said, Anakin laughed. "Tatooines not cold!" Anakin said, "🤦‍♂️" Obi Wan said. "Beep beep." R2D2 said, "No R2! I do not care that you are a droid, you CANNOT go outside!" C-3PO said, "BEEP BEEP" R2 screeched

C-3PO kicked R2D2, "Quiet down!" C-3PO said, R2D2 beeped, "No!" C-3PO said and walked away.

Anakin went to Padme's room sadly. "Padme... I can't go outside." Anakin said, "Cheer up Anakin." Padme said, Anakin looked out the window, there was a sandstorm. "WOA PADME LOOK A SANDSTORM! ON CORUSANT!" Anakin said and pointed. Anakin took a picture of the sandstorm.

"Sandstorm? Theres no sand on Corusant" Padme said 

Why theres a sandstorm

"I have a great plan. We should throw a bunch of sand on Corusant. The jedi will run out and they won't be able to see! Then, we kill them." Palpatine said, "I still see out of one eye!" Grievous said, Asajj got an idea, "If you can only see out of one eye, then the half blind jedi, Luke Skywalker wont be able to see at all, we should kill him." Asajj said, "No! That's rude!" Palpatine said, Asajj sighed. "How about we kill the chosen one? Anakin Skywalker?" Savage asked, Palpatine almost screeched, "NO! HE IS SUPPOSED TO BE DARTH VADER YOU DUMB SITH!" Palpatine screamed. Savage sighed. "Lets just kill all of them EXPECT FOR ANAKIN! Ok?" Palpatine asked, "How will we tell if it's Anakin or not?" Savage asked, "USE YOUR EYES!" Palpatine said, "It's hard to in this storm." Savage said, "Stop making such a fuss brother." Maul said. 

The jedi came out of the temple. Anakin saw all the jedi and pushed Padme back inside, "You should stay here." Anakin suggested. "Ani... it's fine." Padme said and ran back out, "PADMEEEE!" Anakin yelled. "WAIT? SAND!" Anakin yelled as he came back outside. Meanwhile, Luke could not see. "WAIT WHATS GOING ON?" Luke yelled, "If see you cannot, sith there are." Yoda said, "I CAN'T SEE!" Luke said. Asajj ran towards Luke, Luke was trying to walk around. Luke fell over. Anakin force pushed Asajj. Padme stunned Asajj with her gun. General Grievous ran towards Luke, Grievous helped him get back up. "Hey, your the blind jedi, do you need a hand?" Grievous asked, "I'M NOT BLIND!" Luke said, "ONLY HALF BLIND!" Luke said. Grievous took Luke to the sith ship. Luke could still not see. "Wait, what jedi are you?" Luke asked, "Jedi? Haha, jedi scum lol." Grievous said, "Are you a jedi?" Luke asked, Luke got sand in his eyes. "OWWW OWW OWWWWWWWW." Luke cried, Grievous did not know what to do. "DOOKU! I NEED HELP." Grievous said, Dooku came, "Wait Grievous... that is a jedi." Dooku said, "ANAKIN SKYWALKER'S SON!" Palpatine ran in the ship and said, "Lets go, QUICK!" Palpatine said "SAVAGE, ASAJJ, MAUL, COME BACK TO THE SHIP!" Palpatine said, Anakin realised they had Luke, but it was too late.

"Wait, who are you guys?" Luke asked, "We're jedi." Palpatine lied, "Wait! N-" Grievous said, Palpatine glared at him, "We should add him to the chat." Dooku suggested. "Yes, yes." Palpatine said, Luke regained his vision, "Hey! You guys look like siths." Luke said, Maul took one of Grievous lightsabers "We are not fool, look at this lightsaber." Maul said and activated it, "Woa" Luke said. Every sith now had one of Grievous's lightsabers, since they looked like jedi's lightsabers. "We need to talk, stay there boy." Palpatine said and took the sith into another room in the ship. 

"We must train him as a sith without him realising. We should keep him hidden, let's stay at Mustafar." Palpatine said. "Are you crazy? He is a jedi. He will know where Kenobi is fool!" Maul said, "He will not be a jedi for long. We must make him go to the dark side." Palpatine said