StateHumans Incorrect Quotes

~ Chill, man ~

Swearing.

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NM: [ranting about a poorly made burrito]

TX: Hey, hermano, chill the fuck out. Can't you eat it with a fork?

NM: A FUCKING FORK?! WHO THE HELL EATS BURRITOS WITH A MOTHERFUCKING FORK?! ARE YOU STUPID?!

TX: ... I'm sorry? You could've just said no?

AZ: I am SO glad I don't have siblings...

CA: I'm your brother, Z.

AZ: I am embarrassed for you.