~ Applesauce ~

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Texas, singing: I live for the applesauce.
California: *Applause
Texas: I know what I'm about, son!
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Fun fact: one of my guy friends make food abominations with applesauce. He like 'threw up' applesauce a few times and another one of my friends literally threw up. That wasn't the first time he's done that. We're kind of crackheads in the cafeteria tbh.

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