Tennessee: I gotta say, I love being a former Confederate state. [points at Mississippi and Georgia]
Tennessee: You got the silent farmer 'brothers'. [points at Alabama and the Carolinas]
Tennessee: You got the beer 'siblings' [points at the sky]
Tennessee: You got the dead idiot Confederacy. [points at Arkansas and Virginia]
Tennessee: You got the 'brothers' that no one remembers or cares about. [points at Texas and Florida]
Tennessee: ...Crazy kids full of salt.
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