~ Fire Melon ~

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Swear, both english and spanish.

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CA: You two want anything?

TX: I want a watermelon.

NM, quietly: I want a fire melon.

TX, laughing: A what?

NM: Anda a Cagar...!

TX: Tu hijo de puta!

CA: ... you two want a melon?

NM and TX: YES!

CA: Then quit fighting!

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Anda a Cagar: it doesn't have a direct English translation but means go away or get lost.

Tu hijo de puta: you son of a bitch.

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