StateHumans Incorrect Quotes

~ Snek vs Doggo ~

NM: [playing Viper (his ball python)]
TX: [playing with Tuner (his Labrador)]
NM, whispering and give his brother the look(TM): Snakes are better than dogs.
TX: Loser. Dogs aren't scary!
NM: Correction. Small dogs are fucking horrifying.
TX: Snakes are scarier than small dogs, coward.
NM: Anda a Cagar.
TX: No you!
TX and NM: [angry brother noises]
VA, KY, and WV: [looks away in triplets]
AZ: D:
WY: Babe... please?
TX and NM: [s t a r e s in sorry babe]