StateHumans Incorrect Quotes

~ Chicken Breats ~

Mention of genitalia. Ala didn't actually do any of this.
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AL: Soooo, I was cooking the other day. I got some water on my pants, therefore my underwear, so I took them off. Later, a raw chicken breast fell on my penis. It burns now so did my penis get salmonella poisoning?

TX: You fucked that raw chicken breast, didn't you?

FL: You did, didn't you? Raw chicken fucker.

MA, disappointed: You did.