StateHumans Incorrect Quotes

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FL: So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.
Illinois: Florida nO THAT'S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES, PAL!
FL: FLOOR IT?
Illinois: FLORIDA NO
FL: HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 FOR 1 SECOND?
Illinois: FLORIDA YOU ARE GOING TO BURN THE HOUSE DOWN!
FL: I'M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES!
Illinois: FLORIDA P L E A S E