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OK. I am pissed with my family now. So, I was listening to Newsies while getting washed up for dinner, and my twin brother knocks on my door with a sea of children behind him and says this:

"Oh look at me! I'm a poor crippled Newsboy!"

I open the door and then me, being from Brooklyn says this:

"You're gonna be a crippled newsboy by the time I'm finished with you!"

I proceeded to shove my brother down the stairs. 













Here's a lesson to take with you to the grave:

Don't insult Crutchie or any other newsie. You will get shoved down a flight of stairs

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