REVENGE TIME!!!! (song fic)

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Stuff you need to know: Shuri is queen b/c T'Challa didn't want the responsibility of ruling, Shuri and Bucky dated but Buck cheated on her, telling the guys that Shuri is the one that cheated, splitting the avengers guys vs gals.

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Cross my heart and hope to die
I don't need another guy
To fight my battles, to overshadow me

Barnes was going to pay

Don't ya know I'm dangerous?

Natasha loaded a gun

Fire burnin' in my blood

Carol went binary

I got this handled, I don't need rescuin'

Charon uncovered Peggy's old thigh holster

You can call me a princess all you like

Gamora grabbed a sword

'Cause you love to keep me helpless by your side

Wanda pulled on her jacket

But that ain't what I want, I'ma show you

Mantis snatched a pair of gloves

I'ma show you

Nebula fixed her arm

How to treat me like a queen (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)

Hope put on a helmet

(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)

Valkyrie saddled her Pegasus

Boy, you better bow down on your knees

Okoye sharpened a spear

Can I get a "Yes, your majesty"?

Pepper summoned her suit

So treat me like a queen (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)

Shuri wore her own panther suit

(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
Boy, you better bow down on your knees
Can I get a "Yes, your majesty"?

And they charged

Eyes on me like I'm a prize
But you better recognize I
'm not your angel 'cause I belong to me

"I'm not the one who cheated, Rodgers."

You can call me a princess all you like
'Cause you love to keep me helpless by your side
But that ain't what I want, I'ma show you
I'ma show you

"Buck would never cheat."

How to treat me like a queen (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
Boy, you better bow down on your knees
Can I get a "Yes, your majesty"?

"Funny, because security cameras caught you two doing it on my bed."

So treat me like a queen (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
Boy, you better bow down on your knees
Can I get a "Yes, your majesty"?

All the nearby male Avengers froze (and got absolutely pummeled)

Yeah
You can call me a princess all you like
'Cause you love to keep me helpless by your side

"Steve. Bucky. You told us Shuri cheated."

But that ain't what I want, I'ma show you
How to treat me like a queen (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)Boy, you better bow down on your knees
Can I get a "Yes, your majesty"?
So treat me like a queen (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)Boy, you better bow down on your knees
Can I get a "Yes, your majesty"?

Long story short, all the guys were beat to a pulp and Steve and James were found on the verge of death.

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