10/3/19

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I went to Austin's dorm today to study our Italian homework, and his dorm looks way less like a home and more like you let teenage boys live by themselves.

When we got there one of his dormmates asked why he didn't abide by the rule of saying you have a girl over beforehand, and that even Owen says when his girlfriend is over. He said I had a boyfriend and we definitely aren't dating, just studying for our foreign language class. I of course gave him an akward glance and then his dormmate, said "I have sucking dick lips." And I busted out laughing. He gave me a confused look and I told him I have never done that, and don't plan on it.

Austin and I ended up breaking out a game of Monopoly but we could only speak in Italian. Whoever spoke a different language first lost. I, in Italian, asked why he said I have a boyfriend, and Austin said that he doesn't want his roomates to know "how fucking gay" he is and if I pretended to date Jonas, it's a better excuse. His strategy is flawed, but if it makes him feel safe I'll play along.

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