If you don't like the ship then don't say anything. Also, all countries where chosen at random.
America: My boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. What should I do?
Ukraine: Punch him in the stomach. Then, when he doubles over in pain, kiss him.
Poland: Tackle him.
China: Dump him. (So you can be with me.)
Italy: Kick him in the shin.
Russia: NO TO ALL OF THOSE. JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN.
YOU ARE READING
At this point it's just a shitpost book
HumorAll hells about to break loose ↪️If your reading/seeing this on a site that isn't Wattpad, my book probably go copy and pasted onto an unsafe fan fiction app page↩️
