Juliet: Welcome back to the tragedy known as Eeveelutions Squad's Truth or Dare!
Andrea: Tragedy's right, if you ask me. You've been on hiatus for over a month!
Juliet: Well-I was busy not getting the Coronavirus!
Andrea: We're Pokémon. We can't get the virus.
Juliet: Y-you never know! Stay safe, everyone.
Silvia: What's Coronavirus?
Flare: Is it like the Berserk Virus?
Crystal: Sounds like a virus that hands out little plastic crowns and gives you lollipops once you recover.
Lazuli: Actually, it's a more contagious flu that originated in some place called "China" from some stupid Rattatta or Ekans or Golbat.
Andrea: 4th wall, Glaceon...
Lazuli: I only say the facts.
Sunshine: What's the dare?
Juliet: Oof, we're getting off topic; thanks, Sunshine.
Pearl: And it seems like we've got a truth from DeathCrusher567!
Andrea: Hey, why don't you read it, Black? I don't think you've done any this series.
Black: Darn right I haven't. Oi. They want to know how dense Speed really is.
Juliet: Pff. He's as dense as a chunk of lead.
Speed: abruptly wakes up
Also Speed: Wha..? Am not!
Leaf: I've got a feeling this question's gonna leave some salt behind...
Speed: Salt? Ew, I prefer sweet things, like ice creams.
Silvia: It's a metaphor, but I can totally agree that ice cream is the best!
Everyone: Agreed.
Flare: Uh...I can't have chocolate, so...
Black: WHAT?! Oh, you poor soul...
Speed: sigh. Yeah, it's kind of complicated.
Black: Huh? I was talking about how terrible it was that he's never tasted chocolate before.
Flare: I mean, I have, because Fluffy loves it, but-
Pearl: So how are we going to measure how dense Speed is?
Lazuli: According to my book, you can calculate density by dividing mass by volume, so the scientific and mathematical formula would be d = m/v, and if you were to use the most common units, grams and centimeters, your total density would be x gm/cm^3.
Andrea: Yeah, I did not need that science lecture.
Juliet: *asleep*
Crystal: Aight, I got this.
*puts Speed on a scale*
*takes notes*
*fills up a tub of water*
*dunks Speed*
Speed: HEY!
Crystal: *takes notes*
Also Kris: It's big brain time.
*does math*
Crystal: I can confirm that the average density of a Jolteon is 468/km^2!***
Sunshine: That's super cool! Me next!
Silvia: Ooh! I wanna get measured too!
Andrea: Maybe sometime later, y'all.
Leaf: Well, there ya have it, folks.
Pearl: Scientific density of Speed!
Juliet: *whispers* If you mean how oblivious to girls Speed is, then the definite answer is a lot. But hey, you know how reckless these Eeveelutions get!
Leaf & Pearl: C'ya! ❤
Juliet: WAIT, I DIDN'T SAY---
***The average density of a dog, because stupid Bulbapedia didn't include density, mass, or volume.
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Eeveelution Squad: Truth or Dare
FanfictionHiya, everyone! If you read the Eeveelutions Squad comics by PKM-150, then this is the place for you! Your favorite ships in the series will be included, as well as great dose of mayhem! Meet Speed, Flare, Crystal, Pearl, Black, Leaf, Lazuli...
