Andrea- Good evening, everybody! This is Andrea the Espeon and the writer of the story: Juliet the Shipeon!
Juliet- Hewo! Thanks for starting us off, Andrea!
Andrea- No prob! Today, we've finally got ourselves a-
Crystal- ANOTHER DARE! FINALLY! WOO!
Speed- Kris, you really need to stop doing that...
Crystal- No way! *winks*
Juliet- As we were saying, welcome back to the Eeveelutions Squad's Truth or Dare; hosted by me and our sponsor, Andrea!
Andrea- Mm-hm! Today, we have ourselves our first real dare!
Eeveelutions Squad- Yay!
Sunshine- What is it, what is it, what is it?
Silvia- *uses Baby-doll eyes* Pleaaaaase?
Black- Aww- I mean.... I-uh... I'll just go now.
Pearl- Enough with the theatrics. What's the dare?
Juliet- It's from our Guest Star (and their OC) Eclipse_The_Cat!
Juliet- Their dare was for Sunshine the Eevee to T-Pose at everybody!
Leaf- Eevee! Did you hear? You get to be in the dare!
Sunshine- Aye! But.. What's a T-Pose?
Black+Crystal+Vixen- My time has come.
Black- Don't worry, Sunshine. We'll teach you everything we know.
Vixen- About memes!
Crystal- And vines!
Black- And social media!
Together- Yeah! *high five each other*
Crystal- *pulls out iPhone 11 Pro Max*
Crystal- Ok, Sunny. First thing's first, we gotta get you one of these.
Pearl- Hang on a second! Where did you get the money for that?
Crystal- Umm... From Speed's wallet?
Speed- WHAT? Sis, that's stealing! How much did it cost?
Black- Well, they're only about 80000 Poké...
Speed- CRYSTAL! That's what I earn in a whole month!
Crystal- I'm sorry! I'll pay it back...
Speed- You better!
Lazuli- *looks up from Wings of Fire: Darkness of Dragons* What's with all the shouting?
Juliet- Someone bought an 80000 Poké phone...
Lazuli- *shakes head* I'll never understand some Pokémon.
Vixen- Can we forget about that for right now? We need to teach Sunshine proper culture.
Black- Mm-hm. First, let's teach you text talk, then we'll cover memes, subreddits, and vines. Lastly, we'll show you all the latest trends.
Crystal- Sounds like a plan! Let's do it!
Sunshine- *totally oblivious to what the next week will bring her*
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One week later...
Sunshine- 'Sup, big-sis Vaporeon?
Crystal- Nothin'. Ya know where Black and Vixen are?
Sunshine- Nnnnnnope.
Vixen- * Naruto running toward Sunshine at full speed and bumping into her*
Sunshine- Stahp! You're gonna make me drop my croissant!
Vixen- Why you mad? Why you sad? When you can be... Glade.
Black- *wipes tear* You are now verified in Twitter, the eyes of God, and me.
Flare- Are you guys finally done training little sis- Eevee?
Sunshine- Aye!
Silvia- *rushes over* What have you done to my precious cinnamon roll?
Speed- I still don't know what that is, but is Eevee ready to "T-Pose"?
Crystal- Well, Junior? Think you're ready?
Sunshine- *gets up on hind legs*
Pearl- Watch out! That can hurt her spine if she stays like that for too long!
Vixen- Don't worry, she'll do it for 2 minutes, max.
Sunshine- Woah! *spreads front paws into a 'T' shape*
Sunshine- Daddy! I did it!
Juliet- Huh. They actually trained Eevee to do it...
Andrea- Reaction time!:
Speed- *miserably attempts to copy Sunshine*
Lazuli- Isn't that the default pose for CGI animation figures?
Crystal- Yeah, but it's a meme, now.
Vixen- This is thanks to my work.
Black- I'm so proud of her...
Pearl- Be careful!
Leaf- What's going on? Is that supposed to be offensive or something? Is it like, a new trend?
Flare- She grew up so fast... *puts arm around Leaf*
Juliet- *heart bob glows* Ship!
Juliet- Go, Sunshine!
Silvia- NO! SWEETIE! MY CINNAMON ROLL!
Andrea- *doubles over in laughter*
Andrea- Ahahaha! *wipes tear* Alright, that's it. Sunshine, you can come down, now.
Sunshine- Yeet!
Silvia- Juliet? Can't you save Sunshine?
Juliet- *sigh* I hate to see this new Eevee end, but we need our innocent cinnamon roll back.
Juliet- *uses Almighty Author Power to return things to normal*
Crystal- Aw, man!
Sunshine- Big sis- Vaporeon? What happened?
Silvia- MY CINNAMON ROLL! *squeals*
Speed- Hush, Sylveon.
Andrea- That's all the time we have for this chapter!
Juliet- Yup! C'ya!
Crystal- Shoot!
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Eeveelution Squad: Truth or Dare
FanfictionHiya, everyone! If you read the Eeveelutions Squad comics by PKM-150, then this is the place for you! Your favorite ships in the series will be included, as well as great dose of mayhem! Meet Speed, Flare, Crystal, Pearl, Black, Leaf, Lazuli...
