Me: *leans back in my chair and scrolls through my contacts* *calls Brooke (played by @ellastaniel)*
Brooke: What now!
Me: geez, that is a warm welcome!
Brooke: Sorry! I thought you were Avi! We are in a middle of a fight.
Me: What about?
Brooke: We-e-elll, let me explain! HE THINKS THAT DUCKS ARE BETTER THAN GEESE!!!!
Me: *sarcasm* we can't have that can we!
Brooke: *doesn't notice the sarcasm* NO WE MUSN'T!!!
Me: *rolls eyes*
Brooke: Apparently the ducks have smoother feathers! I HAVE NEVER HEARD OF SUCH A THING!!!!
Me: *sighs*
Brooke: DONT YOU DARE MAKE FUN OF ME!!
Me: *sarcasm* Oh, I'm not laughing! *makes a snorting noise*
Brooke: I hate you.
Me: Love ya too! Anyway, I have something really important to talk to you about!
Brooke: Let me guess, the director fired you.
Me: NO!!!!
Brooke: That is surprising.
Me: Brooke, this is serious!
Brooke: Sure it is.....let me guess you accidentally murdered Orlando with your kisses.
Me: No, but he is being murdered by someone else's kisses!!!
Brooke: .................
Me: IM SERIOUS!!!
Brooke: Tell me everything
Me: Well, you see it all started with the camera man!
Brooke: *makes dramatic music*
Me: *glowers at the wall, imagining Brooke in it's place* Please, just listen!
Brooke: fine. :P
Me: well basically the camera man shuved him into a crowd of the most devoted orlando bloom fans!
Brooke: What about Johnny??????
Me: Seriously? Your mind imediately goes to Johnny?
Brooke: Well, I mean, I figured that he would be able to get Orli out of there!
Me: Well....Orlando sorta shuved him into a crowd of Johnny Depp fans a few hours ago
Brooke: WWWHHHHAAATTT???????????
Me: I know.........
Brooke: Well then serves Orlando right!
Me: but!!!! We have to get him out!!!!! PLEASE HELP ME BROOKE!!!
Brooke: Fine! But...
Me: Oh great...
Brooke: You must let me kiss him as a reward.
Me: WHAT ABOUT AVI!!!!
Brooke: ........................
Me: *raises an eyebrow* Brooke.
Brooke: He won't know!!!
Me: Whatever. :P
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If I Ever Acted With Orlando Bloom
Fanfiction[COMPLETED] Do you think that you are crazier than i am? I beg to differ. This is what would happen if i ever acted with Orlando Bloom. Well,maybe this is a bit overboard.....just a LITTLE! And the Amazing cover for this is made by WillTreatyRA. She...
