You don't like books?!?!?!?!?!

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Director: Shoot!

Orlando: No heroes among theives, eh

Me: *comes in with a book tucked under my arm* Orlando, do you like to read?

Orlando: uhhh...

Director: CUUT!!! HANNAH!!!

Director: Shoot!

Orlando: No heroes among theives, eh?

Me: Orlando, you didnt answer my question. Do you like books?

Orlando: Ya know what? No, I dont/

Me: WHAT?!?!?!?!

Orlando:.....

Me:  HOW DARE YOU INDULT MY DEARLY BELOVED?!?!?!?!

Johnny: I thought Orlando was your dearly beloved

Orlando: *excited expression* Wait.... do you not love me anymore?!?!?!

Me: No i still love you.... your not getting off the hook that easily

Orlando: OH MAN!!!

Johnny: I feel for ya bro. I feel for ya.

Me: Anyway... YOU R GETTING OFF THE TOPIC ORLANDO!!!!

Orlando: *looks over at Johnny* help me!

Me:  OH NO YOU DONT!!! YOU WILL SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES OF YOUR TRANSGRESSION!!!

Orlando: .....

Me:WHY DONT YOU LIKE TO READ!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!??!?!???!?!?!?!?!?!?

Orlando: uhhh

Me: ANSWER ME!!!

Orlando: uuhhh

Me: *face just centimeters away from his, im trying to intimidate hime. i fail because i end up getting lightheaded being so close. I peck him on the lips and pass out crumbling at his feet.*

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