Direcotr: Shoot!
Johnny: did anyone come to save me just becuase they missed me?
Me: I love you!
Johnny: I thought you loved Orlando
Me: I do!
Johnny: it seems to me that we have oursleves a problem
Me: *smiles cheesely at the both of them*
Orlando: You and Johnny would make a perfect couple
Johnny: *nods his head and then realizes what he was doing* wait....WHAT!?!?!?
Me: Johnny is cool but...
Orlando: ....
Me: He's my brother
Orlando and Johnny: WHAT!?!?!?!
Me: *nods* Yep, Johnny is my bro and Orlando is my hubby
Orlando: NO IM NOT!!! I AM A FREE MAN!!!!
Me: no ya ain't *smiles evilly* *gollum voice* Your my precious
Orlando: ....
Johnny: That's not creepy at all
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If I Ever Acted With Orlando Bloom
Fanfiction[COMPLETED] Do you think that you are crazier than i am? I beg to differ. This is what would happen if i ever acted with Orlando Bloom. Well,maybe this is a bit overboard.....just a LITTLE! And the Amazing cover for this is made by WillTreatyRA. She...
