Director: Shoot!
Johnny: Wait, we need Pearl for this scene
Orlando: NO!!!! PLEASE DONT GET HER!!!!!
Johnny: But we cant do the scene without her
Orlando: We can't do the scene with her
Johnny: It seems we have ourselves a problem
Orlando: *sarcasm* NO! I thought it was all fine and dandy
Johnny: *stares*
They hear a helicopter
someone's voice: HEY GUYSS!!!!
Orlando:....no , that cant be
Johnny:......it is
My voice coming from the helicopter: I AM SO SKILLED!!! I CAN FLY A HELICOPTER!!!!!
Orlando: Someone call the police!
My voice: NAW!!! ORLANDO, YOU ARE JUST JEALOUS YOU ARE NOT FLYING THIS THING!!!!
Orlando: I AM NOT!!!
Johnny: Yeah, Orlando would never do anything that would get him iin trouble with the law
my voice: And what makes you think that i am in trouble with the law?
Johnny: The fact that there are 3 police helicopters surrounding yours
My voice: NAW!!! this is my escort
Police voice: Maam, please land the helicopter
My voice: ....crap *lands the helicopter*
Police: *lands and gets out* Maam, get out of the helicopter
Me: *gets out*
Johnny: *cough cough* I told you you were in trouble *cough cough*
Me: *glares at Johnny*
Police: Why did you have the helicopter?
Me: I don't know, i wanted it
Police: Your charges are not looking good
Orlando: Please officer. This is my sister, Samantha, she is sorta *motions that i am crazy*
Me: I am not your sister! I am your wife! And I am NOT crazy!
Orlando: She also suffers memory loss
Johnny: *nods in sympathy*
Orlando: I usually have her in line but she escaped my veiw for a moment. It wont happen again
Me: Kiss me Orlando
Orlando:....uhhh
Police: Wait, i thought she was your sister
Orlando: As i said, memory loss.
Police: *nods* Alright *leaves*
Orlando: Glad that worked
Johnny: Director, we're ready
director: *passed out with a bottle of rum in his hand*
Orlando:....guess not rehersal today guys
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If I Ever Acted With Orlando Bloom
Fanfiction[COMPLETED] Do you think that you are crazier than i am? I beg to differ. This is what would happen if i ever acted with Orlando Bloom. Well,maybe this is a bit overboard.....just a LITTLE! And the Amazing cover for this is made by WillTreatyRA. She...
