Director: Shoot!
Aragorn: LEGOLAS!
Orlando: *his eyes brightened in understanding. he climbs up an elephant, killing the enemies that were riding. he knocks 3 arrows to his bow and prepares to fire at the elephant's head*
Me: NO!!! DONT KILL RALPH!!!
Orlando: *confusion on his face*
Director: CUT!!! PEARL!!!
Me: *shocked* he was going to kill Ralph
Orlando: You named the elephant Ralph?
Me:....
Orlando: Seriously?!?!?!
Me: How could you? I thought you were different.
Orlando: What?
Me: Now i see that you are really a SAVAGE ANIMAL KILLER!!!
Orlando: What?!?!?!
Me: you probably want his tusks all for yourself!
Orlando: WHAT?!?!?!?
Me: YOO SELFISH BOY!!!
Orlando: number one, i am not selfish. Number two, I AM NOT A BOY!!!!
Me: ,..
Orlando: I AM A MAN!!!
Me: ....sure, i used to think that you were a real man. But now i see that you are no more than a selfish boy!
Orlando: UUUGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!
Me: ANIMAL ABUSIVE!!!!
(orlando and i continue to fight)
Director: ABBIE!!!! MORE RUM!!!!
CZYTASZ
If I Ever Acted With Orlando Bloom
Fanfiction[COMPLETED] Do you think that you are crazier than i am? I beg to differ. This is what would happen if i ever acted with Orlando Bloom. Well,maybe this is a bit overboard.....just a LITTLE! And the Amazing cover for this is made by WillTreatyRA. She...
