Director: Shoot!
Olrando: A lament for Gandalf.
Sean Astin: What do they say about him?
Orlando: I have not the heart to tell you.
Me: *waddles in clutching stomach* oh, oh, I think I ate too much Lembas.
Director: CUT!!!HPEARL THIS IS NOT YOUR SCENE!!!!
Director: Shoot!
Orlando: A lament for Gandalf.
Sean Astin: What do they say about him?
Orlando: I have not the heart to tell you.
Me: OOOOHHHHH!!! I think i'm gonna vomit!
Orlando: ....oh great.
Director: CUT!!!!! PEARL IF YOU'RE GOING TO HURTLE GO TO THE BATHROOM!!!!
Me:....But i wanna watch
Orlando: We don't want to watch you barf.
Me: *pouty face*
Director: You can stay if you remain silent.
Director: Shoot!
Orlando: A lament for Gandalf
Sean Astin: What do they say about him.
Orlando: I have not the heart to tell you.
Sean Astin: I bet they don't mention his fireworks.
The finest rockets ever seen
They burst in stars of blue and green
Or after thunder, silver showers
Come falling like a rain of flowers.
Oh, that doesn't....
Me: OMG!!! did you just write that!!?!?!?!
Sean Astin: *looks confused* uuhhh... it was part of the script
Me: Oh i thought u had written it. I was gunna say, you could be a poet.
Sean Astin: ......
Director: PEARL!!! GET OUT!!!!!
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If I Ever Acted With Orlando Bloom
Fanfiction[COMPLETED] Do you think that you are crazier than i am? I beg to differ. This is what would happen if i ever acted with Orlando Bloom. Well,maybe this is a bit overboard.....just a LITTLE! And the Amazing cover for this is made by WillTreatyRA. She...
