Director: Shoot!
Orlando: No heroes among theives, eh?
Me: *enters wearing Orlando's sweatshirt*
Orlando: ...talking about theives....WHY ARE YOU WEARINGMY SWEATSHIRT!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Me: Well we are in a relationship. I am supposed to wear it.
Orlando: WE ARE NOT IN A RELATIONSHIP!!!!!
Me: Quit denying it
Orlando: *stares*
Me: Besides I like your sweatshirt, it smells Orlandoish
Orlando: *stares*
Johnny: What is the definition of orlandoish?
Me: SEXY!!!!
Orlando: I'm leaving
Me: ORLANDO NO!!!! DON'T GO!!!!
Orlando: nope! I'm leaving
Johnny: While your out could you get a worm?
Orlando: ....a worm?
Johnny: Yeah Georgie's soil is going bad. I think some worm crap would help it.
Orlando:......I'm not getting you a worm
Johnny: But you are going out anyway
Orlando: I just deciding i am staying
Me: YAY!!!! *runs up to Orlando and gives him a sloppy kiss she then passes out*
Orlando: *does not catch me* Alright, I'm getting your worm
Johnny: NO!! I DONT WANT TO DEAL WITH AN UNCONSCIOUS PEARL!!! IF SHE WAKES UP AND FINDS YOU ARE GONE SHE WILL GO IN HYSTERICS!!!!!!!
Orlando: Sucks for you *leaves*
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If I Ever Acted With Orlando Bloom
Fanfiction[COMPLETED] Do you think that you are crazier than i am? I beg to differ. This is what would happen if i ever acted with Orlando Bloom. Well,maybe this is a bit overboard.....just a LITTLE! And the Amazing cover for this is made by WillTreatyRA. She...
