Speaker: "Welcome back to Forkle time."
*the theme song plays*
Speaker: And here is your host, Mr. Forkle.
Forkle: Fitz!!!! You kids always get my introductions wrong!!
Forkle: Anyway, today we have the juicy stuff. I know in the books, I never seem like a character with any sense of humor or acknowledgment of jokes. In fact, I am the complete opposite.
Forkle: Just so you know. I love me some good drama.
Forkle: Today's edition includes; embarrassing Fitz, love decagon, and the JUICY FACTS!!!!!
Forkle: Starting with embarrassing Fitz, we have some memories of his.
Fitz: Wait, what???
Forkle *totally ignores Fitzipoo*: Let's play some of those clips shall we!!
*plays Fitz side of the story when Sophie totally rejects him*
*laughter plays (Keefe)*
Forkle: Well, there you have it.
Fitz: NO!!!
Forkle: He was totally hurt and confused. It was hilarious!!!
*laughter plays*
Sorry Fitzphie fans
Forkle: He even thinks cute.
Forkle: Here is some of his thoughts
Fitz: What? I just confessed and this is what I get?? I should have known Keefe would brainwash her!!! GRRRRRRR
Forkle: It is so cute when he growls, isn't it
*Clapping plays*
Forkle: Now, here is the love decagon, maybe even bigger!!! I will play it so only special people can view it. Special as in fans who are not Sophie and her friends. They can keep playing their oblivious games
*screen plays (below)*
Sophie lovers: Dex (not anymore, or so he says!!!), Fitz *gag* Sorry, Keefe
Fitz lovers: Linh?, weird girls at school
Keefe Lovers: Sophie, Biana (past), some girls at school
Dex lovers: Biana
Tam lovers: Biana, Marella
Linh lovers: Fitz *gag*, Dex?, Wylie???
Biana lovers: Tam
Marella lovers: ???
Wylie lovers: Linh???
Stina: ???
Maruca: ???
all others are either married or i just forgot
if i forgot please tell me
Forkle: Now, time for Juicy Facts!!
Forkle: Oh sorry. We ran out of time. Tune in next time for FORKLE TIME!!!
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kotlc ;; random things
Fanfictionmost random kotlc schist :DD cover made by : @-sakura-kitsune- [ note :: this book was made when I was like 12 so it's not the best and if you want better content, skip towards the end where I posted things that weren't cringe ]
