American Gods

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You know how the Greeks and Roman thought of their gods, and suddenly the Olympic gods became Greek or Roman?

[Cred :: Percy Jackson & the Olympians | Heroes of Olympus | Trials of Apollo]

What if someone had the American Gods . . .

— Poseidon = Wade

— Zeus = Stormy

— Hades = Morte

— Apollo = Sunny

— Artemis = Amaris

— Aphrodite = Bella 

— Ares = Griffin

— Hermes = Aaron

— Hephaestus = Forge

— Athena = Sophia

— Dionysus = Baryl

— Hera = Marry

— Demeter = Prairie

— Hestia = Tana

BOOM! That's the American gods haha

[Meanwhile, up in Olympus . . .]

Zeus: WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME?!

Olympians: I don't know

[Everyone morphs into a modern god]

Apollo: I look pretty much the same, but my name's Sunny?

[Everyone: Visible confusion]

I had no idea what I was doing, but I thought of this haha

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