in which san runs an advice blog, and receives a rather strange request for help.
[86K+ words]
[text and writing based fic]
[started january 2nd 2020.]
highest; #1 in mlm, #1 in woosan, #1 in kpopfanfics, #2 in kpop
Wooyoung 💍: Um,,, I'm in class Are you not in class?
San❤️: Oh I mean yeah I am in class but we aren't doing anything rn
Wooyoung 💍: Ah same Oh shit this reminds me We have to do some dumb project for dance class Would you like to be my test subject 😳
San❤️: Okay.... wait what do I gotta do
Wooyoung 💍: Well we're studying human form so just show up to my house naked ig
San❤️: I- WOOYOUNG KSJAJS
Wooyoung 💍: I'M KIDDING !! KIDDING All we gotta do is find a dance partner for some workshop we're having on Friday
San❤️: o h Then hell yeah
Wooyoung 💍: Also I need advice on something
San❤️: Advice?? Damn lmao first person to ever ask me for that... But continue
Wooyoung 💍: My mom texted me telling me I have to come home tonight Should I like Actually do it? Or...
San❤️: Hngngn As much as I don't want you to go over there Idk how she'll react if you don't go home You want me to come with??
Wooyoung 💍: Nah honestly I should go alone If that bitch tries to hit me again I So help me god
San❤️: You sure?? I'll hang around nearby if you want?
Wooyoung 💍: Noo it's fine But hey um Are you busy after school??
San❤️: never too busy for u xoxo
Wooyoung 💍: STOP KSJKAD Do you wanna maybe umm go get coffee with me like I mean no hetero obv
San❤️: NO HET- ehehe of course
Wooyoung 💍: hehehe good
San❤️: eheheheheHEh
Wooyoung 💍: eHEHeheHEh
San❤️: FUCK how did i get so lucky as to meet you
Wooyoung 💍: ASDSJH lmaO??? i was just making ehehe noises back at you aAHHS
San❤️: nO fuck u hnngg it's like talking to a better version of myself
Wooyoung 💍: I mean...😳 Some people do call their partners their better half,,,
San❤️: P- their pAR- lord someone hold me i think im passing away
Wooyoung 💍: oH SHTIJD WAIT iM SORRY DID I mAKE A HUGE LEAP?? WaiT WAIT FUCKDK
San❤️: nONO IT'S OKAY BABY im just,,,
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Wooyoung 💍: gfAHSAJS i haTE MYSELFEK
San❤️: AHHHH nOO its okay u made me go :')
Wooyoung 💍: u always make me go :')
San❤️: ... bye
Wooyoung 💍: hEYYjsj wHY
San❤️: i diDN'T KNOW WHAT I WAS SIGNING UP FOR WAAA fcuk if ur gonna be like this all the time i'm gonna need to learn military combat tactical breathing or som shit idfk i
Wooyoung 💍: oh i'll show u fuckin combat breathing
San❤️: I'm so scared what does that mean
Wooyoung 💍: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
San❤️: nNN oh fucj i think the teacher saw me on my phone cRAPJSDAK
Wooyoung 💍: tHEN PUT UR PHONE AWAY DAmnn Don't get caught just leave me on read mf You textin me when you could be safe and not get ur phone taken away
San❤️: ...be gay do crime
Wooyoung 💍: hHHHHH honestly ur right preach it
San❤️: i am the holy gay prophet HEED my word, mortals
Wooyoung 💍: The only man i worship 😤
San❤️: ...you know that thing hozier said about worship in the bedroom
Wooyoung 💍: S A N -
San❤️: hJAHA JKJK but like shit I think she's gonna see me usinh my phone yo I'll text u later
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