IMESSAGE GROUP CHAT
Jin's bitches
SEOKJIN
hey guk
SEOKJIN
have you eaten yet today?
JUNGKOOK
always so worried about me hyung
JUNGKOOK
if I didn't know better id say in your favorite dongsaeng 😌
NAMJOON
yeah okay, nice try
NAMJOON
he's in love with me, think again
SEOKJIN
this isn't a competition joon
NAMJOON
you're right babe, im sorry
NAMJOON
he loves you too guk, just not as much as me
JUNGKOOK
😐
YOONGI
though that may be true..
YOONGI
like anyone has the audacity to say they like you over me anyways
HOSEOK
I don't know what to make of this situation rn
SEOKJIN
do you guys TRY to make things more difficult?
JUNGKOOK
do you need to ask, hyung?
SEOKJIN
probably not
SEOKJIN
im only asking bc I know you've been complaing about meals and not always having much money
SEOKJIN
I just made some grilled cheese if you want some
NAMJOON
not gonna offer any to me? your BOYFRIEND?
SEOKJIN
you're at work?
HOSEOK
or me? your BEST FRIEND
SEOKJIN
you're not my best friend
HOSEOK
ouch..
SEOKJIN
jesus christ
SEOKJIN
if im texting it in the group chat, then it's an invitation for all of you 🙄
SEOKJIN
im just worried about our little "broke college student"
YOONGI
eh, I just ate anyways
HOSEOK
yeah I was about to say I just brought you food?
SEOKJIN
this is why I hate you all sometimes
NAMJOON
?????
SEOKJIN
except you Joonie
NAMJOON
😌
JUNGKOOK
id love some hyung
JUNGKOOK
can I come over before I head to practice?
SEOKJIN
sure
YOONGI
oh right, you're still doing that
HOSEOK
how's it going?
JUNGKOOK
pretty good actually
JUNGKOOK
all my friends are in it with me, we have fun
NAMJOON
aren't most of them in class with you too?
JUNGKOOK
yeah
NAMJOON
and today's what.. your biology class??
JUNGKOOK
you have a better memory than me hyung
HOSEOK
what, did you forget to go or something?
JUNGKOOK
pft
JUNGKOOK
no
JUNGKOOK
youre funny
NAMJOON
oooh so whatd you learn? I always loved science
JUNGKOOK
uhm..
JUNGKOOK
we learned that plants make food out of sunlight
SEOKJIN
they re-teach you high school biology?
HOSEOK
I thought I learned that in my fifth year..
JUNGKOOK
guess so
NAMJOON
huh..
NAMJOON
well that's disappointing
JUNGKOOK
yeah
JUNGKOOK
ill be over soon hyung
JUNGKOOK
the guys and I are gonna play destiny for a bit
JUNGKOOK
ill just head over when they go to starbucks
JUNGKOOK
I think they're trying to set me up with the barista 🙄
HOSEOK
don't they know youre gay?
JUNGKOOK
yeah? he's a dude
SEOKJIN
way to assume, hobi
HOSEOK
okay listen
HOSEOK
everytime ive gone, ive only ever seen Irene, Nayeon, or Yeji my BAD
NAMJOON
are you gonna take up the offer?
YOONGI
I think the question is, will he? you're kinda lazy guk, no wonder no one wants to date you either
JUNGKOOK
HEY
YOONGI
well
YOONGI
I wouldn't wanna date someone who sleeps through class
JUNGKOOK
YOU KNEW??
YOONGI
nope
YOONGI
but now I do
JUNGKOOK
oof..
NAMJOON
JUNGKOOK
NAMJOON
IM GONNA BEAT YOUR ASS
JUNGKOOK
GOTTA GO HYUNGS BYEEE
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