ᏗᏒᏒᏗᏁᎶᏋᎴ ᎷᏗᏒᏒᎥᏗᎶᏋ (Jihoon x Reader x Daniel) Wanna One

Chapter 36 ♔

I scavenged through my mind to think of ways to get rid of this lady without hurting or offending her.

But was there any real way to do that?

She seems awfully infatuated with Jihoon.

Getting rid of her will surely be a challenge.

Should I step in?

The main reason Jihoon invited me here is to be his fake girlfriend after all. I shouldn't let him down. 

Just as I was about to open the door and interfere, Jihoon spoke up.

"Look, I'm sorry Halmeoni (grandma), but I'm not interested in getting an arranged marriage. This whole thing was my parents' decision, not mine. I believe that I'm still very young and still have yet to experience many things in life. So I can't marry you, I'm sorry," he stated in an assertive voice.

I smiled proudly and retreated my hand away from the doorknob. 

Looks like Jihoon won't be needing me after all. He told her like it is.

At this, the lady's expression immediately changed into one of pure rage.

She stood up, harshly slamming her fists against the table, causing all the utensils to shake. She glared at Jihoon with all her might, "Stop making excuses, boy! If you did not want to get married, you would not have agreed to go on this blind date in the first place!! Just admit that you do not fancy me as a person!"

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It's because I'm too old, isn't it?"

Jihoon looked at her in fear, "Well yes- I mean no!!"

This made her even angrier. 

She grinded her teeth, "That's it! Come here! I'll teach you a lesson you'll never forget!!" she announced and stomped towards Jihoon's side of the table.

Jihoon eyes followed her as she stalked towards him, "L-Lesson? W-What are you talking about grandma-"

She interrupted him by harshly placing her hands on his cheeks and leaning in towards his lips.

Jihoon gasped as he realized what was going on and harshly whipped his head to the side, causing her lips to land on his cheek instead.

Having enough, Jihoon finally placed his hands on her shoulders and pushed her away, "That's it, grandma!! You're outta here!!" he declared and turned her around to face the door.

"Y-Yah! What are you doing child?! Don't make me leave!! How can you do this to your future wife?!" she retorted as Jihoon started pushing her towards the door.

"You can forget about that! That's not happening! In your dreams maybe!!" Jihoon roasted.

Dang. Even I felt that burn.

And just like that, Jihoon shooed the old lady out of the café. 

Once she was out, he immediately locked the door and closed all the blinds. We heard many banging noises from the other side of the glass, indicating that she was still there, furious and eager to get in.

But a few minutes later, the banging noises finally stopped. Jihoon carefully approached the blinds and peeked through a small crack to see if she was still there.

Once he confirmed that she was gone, he sighed in relief. He turned around the gave me a thumbs up.

I smiled and walked out of the kitchen and gave him a high-five.

I playfully nudged his arm, "She looked like she was really into you, Jihoon~ Why did you have to be so mean and reject her like that~"

He pouted, "Shut up Y/N! That was actually really scary, you know! Especially when she tried to kiss me!!"

I chuckled, "I know, I know. I was just messing with ya~"

He smiled and walked closer to me, resting his head on the crook of my neck and wrapping his arms around me, "I'm so relieved. I managed to scare away two of my blind dates~ if we keep this up, I'll be free in no time. Thanks for being here for me, Y/N," he softly said.

I smiled and hugged him back, "Nah don't thank me. I barely did anything haha. It's all thanks to you," I said calmly.

But inside my head, I was literally throwing a party and jumping in joy.

Two crazy blind dates down, one more to go!!"

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