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So today, I got co-co captain of a cult

My sister said I act like a loner and not enough like a teamplayer so she refused to let me accompany her to an Escape Room game. 

In response, I joined a cult.

But to be honest, it was inevitable. That one other time Jehovah's Witnesses knocked at our door I attempted to run after them to ask them whether I could join in order to see if I could infiltrate them to troll them to oblivion.

There was no logical reasoning behind it, it was more like a reflex. It took several seconds for me to notice I wasn't doing something all too smart.

I have strange reflexes, don't question it. 

Anyway now I've got my own cult that is led by a BigSaggyNutsack and is called the Crackheads Cult. 

Yes, our target group is consisting of immature perverts.

No, I don't have regrets. The goal is much tamer than our leader's name.
Simply getting to 1 million comments on its book. 
It is the ideal training ground for my spamming powers, also I get to do numbers and trolling, 2 of my favourite things.

First the numbers:

Currently we got 1k comments so 1 ‰ of the goal. 
If we got 10 members today who count from 1 to 100 each day we will be done in 999 days so 2 years and 268 days (considering this year is a leap year).
If we got 100 members who did that - which will not happen - we would be done in about 100 days so just about 3  months and a couple days (I like numbers but not counting calendar days, that's for nerds).

We would need 5k comments per chapter of 200 chapters.
It seems doable but I will see whether I can learn a thing or two about spambots, something tells me my fellows are not very objective-orientated.

Moving on, here's some trolling:

Political Correctness 101

Fake emo math schmuck bait to apply to overly friendly people

Here's what happens if you eat fake emo schmuck bait

How to recreate your family tree

How to lamely taunt a gloriously clueless person 

As you can see, it's a lot of fun. I'll write another chapter should something of interest happen.
Join us anytime if you think you can endure longer than 10 seconds. All you have to do is write whatever you want on the book, pretty easy. 
Well that's all the advertisement I'll do today. See ya!