As title states. So yea
Edit: That got more than I thought
Also my confessions are like, confessions mk
Expect weirdness, don't say I didn't warn you
1. Once I almost took a piss on boar bones, then decided it would be impolite
0 context on that one
2. I had a friend who shited into the snow next to a war memorial while I begged her not to
I screamed in terror
She laughed at me
Good times
3. I like crawling through extensive shrubbery, feeling dehydrated and pulling thorns out of my skin
Mk that's not the best material for a confession but I think it fits anyway
4. Sometimes I like acting like I am cool and understand sarcasm
This book is pretty much the result of that
U welcome, that's the .
5. A scary amount of people think I'm cool, wise or intelligent if they do not know me
If they think that way too much, I'll generally pull a no u on them. Truth needs be sometimes
6. Same as 5. when I feel like someone likes me more than I want them to like me
Rejected a lot of people I met who wanted to be friends with me simply based on that they seemed too friendly or not weird enough for my taste.
7. I somewhat regularly get into a position of simultaneously feeling significantly dumber and smarter than others.
After a while of thinking, I realised that just means I have 0 clue what's up.
8. I should have died several times yet here I am
A trait I inherited from my father. Funny how that works
9. Fun fact about my father:
One of his catchphrases is "Dumb flesh needs to go"
= It's not a loss when people die in accidents caused by anything that might be slightly their fault
Hm, just who else might be affected by this.
Hint for the mentally challenged:
8. is not the result of a medical condition unless if you count idgaf syndrome.
10. I thought about it and I inherited more things from my father than I'd like
Why couldn't I inherit the cool stuff about him?
Some measure of baseless self-confidence would be nice.
11. Mother Nature knew I was a genetic accident and tried to make me a miscarriage
She failed
Her face musta been glorious
12. I sometimes get randomly obsessed with repetitive movements
Especially if they are in synch with something or flow very nicely
13. An example to 12.:
Do a wavy movement with your fingers (hold the thumb still though)
Somewhen after I started doing that I saw a YouTube video where an anime named Konosuba was mentioned and there was a scene where a guy does that too, but it makes him have creepy superpowers.
Unluckily the guy also had a very similar laugh in that scene to how I do when I want to be creepy. Now I am worried that I am like him. I mean not really but it is... concerning
14. My father thought a good way to show acceptance of me growing up was gifting me a vibrator. I know I know. He aint the sharpest tool in the shed even if he is really smart with a couple of things. I decided I needed to teach him a lesson because that was a bit too hardline stupid.
So my response:
1. Wait till he leave the house
2. Write paper "To the one who is really in need"
3. Put vibrator with paper into his drawer
4. evil_laugh.jpg
He never dared to mention that incident again, and I returned him the favour.
Mission accomplished
15. Recently this happened:
My sister: Let's call each other by our middle names for fun!
Me: no
My sister: Well I'll do it anyway haha. *looks forward to annoying me*
Also my sister: addresses me by my first name in the very next sentence
Me: bruh
My sister: :O
