But Now We're Stressed Out

You're a monster if you put the milk in before the cereal

I sighed and sat the mug back down.  Laying my head on the counter top, I let Roman pour the milk in. 

"You don't let me have any fun,"  I grumbled.  Roman sat down next to me with a laugh.  He grabbed a frosted Christmas cookie that his mom had made off a plate.

"Why do you get a cookie but I have to eat stupid cereal?"  I complained while shoveling a spoonful into my mouth.

"Oh my god that stuff is coated with sugar and cinnamon,"  Roman argued, pointing at my Cinnamon Toast Crunch. 

"What are we even going to do today?"  I asked.  "Or did you just wake me up because you enjoy ruining my day by waking me up."

"You can't have a day if you never wake up,"  He argued with a confused look.

"It's not supposed to make sense,"  I sighed.  Roman just shugged and grabbed another cookie. 

"We have no plans for today, but I'm sure we can figure something out,"  Roman said.

That's when both our phones dinged with an alert of a text message from the group chat with everyone in it; It's December My Gays.

The group chat name changed depending on which month it was.  It was basically just something where half of us traded memes, the other half talked about aesthetic-y stuff and gossip, all while Logan remains confused by all of it.

Patton - Guys!  It's Saturday!  We should all hang out before exams start!

Logan -  Patton, this conversation is over text messages.  Therefore, you do not need to scream. 

Remy - shush it nerd

Emile - Remy be nice

Logan - Remy, you need proper capitulation.  You two Emile.

Remy - it's for the A E S T H E T I C

Roman - it's finally sunny out!  We should do something outside!

Me - no

Quinn - please no

Damien - fuck that

Remy - absolutely not

Logan - That would not be ideal at this moment.  It is beyond freezing outside and I have no intention of being out in the cold. 

Roman - jeez you all need to vitamin D

"What kind of D are we talking about,"  Laughed Remus's voice from behind us.  Both Roman and I jumped in shock.

"My god Remus,"  Roman growled.  "Can you not read over our shoulders?"

"Deal with it bitch,"  Remus laughed.  Roman let out a long sigh but gave up and returned to his phone. 

Evan - oh!  There's a lake in my backyard!  We can go ice skating!

Quinn - omfg yes we haven't done that in forever

Patton - ice skating sounds amazing!!!!!!!

Emile - yessssssssss

Damien - ice skating??

Me - I can't do that

Logan - Neither can I.

Roman - or pretty much any of us but we should still go

Patton - C'mon guys it'll be fun

Emile - ice skating sounds amazing

Remy - I'm only going if emi wants to

Roman - that's an adorable nickname

Patton - couples goals

Damien - Evan is Buttercup

Evan - noooooooo

Quinn - Buttercup

Roman - awwwwww

Patton - awwwwwwwwwww

Emile - awwww

Remy - okay thats kinda cute

Evan - now I'm blushing

Damien - good

Quinn - adorable

Roman - nothing is more adorable than Virgil!

Virgil - don't start princey

Remy - I will fuckin fight you that Emile is the most adorable

Damien - no it's Evan

Quinn - it's Evan

Logan - I believe that Patton should be considered the most adorable within our group of friends.

Remy - awww the nerd has feelings

Patton - omgoodness all of you calm down

Emile - Patton and I have agreed that we are ALL going ice skating

Patton - and it's mandatory so you all have to come

Damien - are you fucking kidding me

Patton - Language!

Emile - language

Evan - yayayyayayayayayayay

Quinn - I'm actually excited to go outside and socialize, this is a first

Me - I feel ya Quinn

Roman - this is going to be amazungwn

Roman - REMUS IS COMING TOOONJKBV

Roman - no he no

Roman - i will be ther

Roman - fuck you

Patton - adorable brotherly love

Emile - not

Patton - what a shame

Logan - Evan, what is your address?

Evan - be here as soon as possible

Evan gave us his address and with that, the crazy conversation was over.  Thankfully. I let out a long sigh.

"Seriously?" I complained. "Ice skating?"

"Oh come on Virgil, it'll be so much fun!" Roman squealed happily.

"You're a dork," I sighed.

"Dork means whale penis!" Remus yelled, reminding us of his presence.

"You're a dick," Roman said while glaring at Remus.

"Uno reverse add," Remus snickered. "And you can do nothing to stop me."

"You don't have Evan's address," I argued.

"He'll tell me if I ask." Remus said before turning on his heels and sauntering away.

"Hopefully this outing will go well," Roman said with a hopeful smile.

"Hopefully," I agreed with a soft smile.