Time Wasters

Time Waster # 8 -- Smoke Bombs & Canoes

Alfred: ...

Sal: *Pushes the canoe out*.

Cami: Hey, now all of us have our prints on him and the canoe. So Alfred and I wont be the only ones in jail!! :D

Sal: Shhh--

Darren: --iiiit.

Cami: Yep. *Skips back to the car*.

Alfred: I hear sirens.

Darren & Sal: *Run to car and jump in*.

Cami: I'm driving this time! *Gets in the drivers seat*.

Sal: Darren! You should have jumped in the driver's seat!

Darren: Why?

Sal: Because whenever cops chase us and Cam's driving, we've got death written all over us.

Cami: Hey! I'm sitting right next to you, yah know!

Sal: *Glares* Just kill us already.

Cami: >:( *Drives away*.

*A FEW MINUTES LATER*

Cop Cars: *Start chasing Cam's car*.

Cop 1: THIS IS THE POLICE, PULL OVER NOW.

Cop 2: YEAH WE KNOW YOU HAVE JB!

Cop 1: SHUT UP MARVIN! I GOT THIS!

Cop 2: NO YOU DON'T! YOU'RE TOO FREAKING CALM!!

Cop 1: DO I SOUND CALM NOW?!?! DO I?!?!

Cam: Hey, Marvin and Jones moved out here. Sweet.

Sal: *Face palm* *Sighs* I think you should just pull over and turn yourself in.

Darren: Sal, we're an accessory to crime. We'd go to jail, too.

Sal: If you pull this car over I'll gut you like a fish.

Cami: Why would I pull over!? *Pulls over*.

Sal: Cam!

Jones: *Comes up to the window and knocks*.

Cami: *Waves* Hey Jones.

Jones: Roll down the window.

Cami: I can't.

Jones: And why is that?

Cami: Because I turned the engine off and the windows will only roll up and down if it's on.

Jones: -_- Then turn it back on.

Cami: I still can't, J Man.

Jones: Why not..?

Cami: Because I don't want to waste my gas. I'm planning on an escape soon.

Sal: Officer Jones, I can't believe you would accuse us of kidnapping JB, Cami's future stalking target if he already isn't.

Jones: *Face palm*.

Marvin: *Walks up to window* Tell her to roll it down, you twit.

Jones: D:< I DID YOU IMBECILE!

Marvin: Jones, calm down, dude. You're, like, freakin out.

Jones: This is what happens when you get assigned a partner that used to be a stupid surfer dude.

Cami: Jones! You said 'dude'! That's so unlike you!

Marvin: Get out of the car, Cameron James and Sal Thunder.

Cami: No fair!!

Marvin: What?

Cami: I want my last name to be Thunder.

Sal: I'm just lucky.

Cami: I hate you.

Sal: No you don't.

Marvin: Get out of the car. You're all under arrest.

Cami: *Turns on the engine and drives away*.

Marvin: DANG IT! *Runs to his car*.

Jones: *Dittos and chases after Cam's car* I hate those two girls.

*IN THE CAR - WITH THE KIDS*

Darren: This wasn't part of the deal.

Sal: Do you want to go to jail!?

Darren: Sure.

Sal: -.-

Cami: I don't think Alfred and Darren would survive in jail.

Alfred: Hey! Why not!?

Sal: Well let's face it, pretty boys don't do well in jail. You can only imagine what would happen to you.

Cami: *Holds back laughter* Sorry, just imagining how scared you two would be.

Darren: Yeah, well what about you two?

Sal: Oh please, people would be scared of us. Numerous kidnappings of the ex-boyfriends.

Cami: *Smiles evilly* And attempted murders.

Alfred & Darren: ...

Drew: What about me? Where would I go?

Sal: Juvenile Hall, I think. I don't know! I don't even know how old you are!

Drew: Seriously!? I've only known you my whole life!

Sal: Quit whining.

Drew: >:P

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A/N: Soooo?? Whatchya think?? Ah, who am I kidding? No one ever reads these... lol.)