Erotic one-shots/short stories [ON HOLD]

Writing prompts/Suggestions (1-30)

Below are writing prompts/suggestions that I've come up with to help me with improving my writing skills and inspiration. Feel free to choose from any one of them for future requests (will include fanfics).
*The list is ongoing.

1. "Please tell me you have a plan"
2. "It's official. I'm fucked"
3. "This can go one of two ways. In either scenario, I still win"
4. "Did you eat the last of (favourite food)?!"
5. "You don't wanna know"
6. "I want you to wrap your legs around my head and..."
7. "Are we there yet?" "We are not that much closer to our destination than we were 5 minutes ago"
8. "This is the end *coughs dramatically*. Goodbye cruel world." "Stop being so dramatic."
9. "I like my men/women THICC"
10. "Your ass is my religion"
11. "You may be dating my sister, but you will NEVER be family"
12. "Continue rolling your eyes. You might find a brain back there"
13. "I swear I fell in love with you and not your muscles"
14. "You suck!" "And you swallow sweetheart"
15. "I'm gonna end up being the 100yr-old virgin, crazy cat-lady"
16. "Don't touch what you can't afford." "I'm touching you" "You can't afford me"
17. "I told you we'd get caught!"
18. "Touch her again, and I'll put you in a wooden box 6ft down"
19. "Try that again and see what happens"
20. "Wanna know why they call me silver-tongued?"
21. *Spin-the-bottle
22. *Truth or Dare
23. *7 Minutes in Heaven
24. *The Haircut
25. "I never thought I'd say this... but fuck me"
26. *Meme/funny quote inspiration.
27. "You are literally a cat"
28. "You could suffocate me with your boobs/thighs and~:
-I would be the happiest man alive."
-it would be the best way to go."
29. *Lottery Winner
30. "I don't know how/why I let you talk me into this"
31. ***
32. ***

~xxxmistress