Crikey mate! (Male Reader x RWBY)

Chapter 1

Ozpin PoV

I peacefully relaxing on my office drinking coffee... The air is cold... The moon is radiating beautiful and calm light making me forget abou-

Glynda: "Professor Ozpin." walks out of the elevator.

Ozpin: *head* 'SON OF A PROTESTANT WHORE!'

I turn around and calmly look at Glynda.

Ozpin: "what is it Glynda?" i ask and take a sip from my mug.

Glynda: "Professor Ozpin we received a call from the Vale Police station its about Professor Ports." i raised an eyebrow while drinking my coffee.

Glynda: "he is found dead inside his house." she continued.

'YES! THAT OLD FART IS EVEN OLDER THAN MY TWO REINCARNATION' I shouted inside my head. I stopped drinking coffee and gently put my mug to my table and look at Glynda with apologetic face.... Well there's no exact difference between my apologetic face and my other emotional face... This body is stone face since birth.

Ozpin: "what happened to him?"

Glynda: "well, base on the autopsy he choke *sigh* got choked by trying to fit in a whole chicken on his mouth. He do fit the whole chicken but, it got stocked and you do know what happened next." she let out a heavy sigh and massage her forehead. I turn around.

'pfft! HAHAHAHAHA! OH OUM!  HOW IRONIC! A COWARD LIKE A CHICKEN DIED BECAUSE OF A CHICKEN!!! THAT'S HILARIOUS!! HAHAHAHA!!'

Glynda PoV

After hearing the sad? News Professor Ozpin turn around and look outside the window.

'it may be hard for him, they know each other since he build this academy. I feel sorry for him. Professor Port is my former teacher too so i know how hard it is for Professor Ozpin hearing the news'

Ozpin PoV

'HAHAHAHA OH OUM! OK OK OK! Oz calm down!  Calm down!  pfft! HAHAHAHA!' I try to calm my self after hearing that hilarious news I'm still a professor and must show sympathy for that Chicken.

'pfft!'

Ozpin: "tell Professor Ports family that we'll cover the funeral and burial expenses."

Glynda: "Yes Professor, but who'll replace Professor Ports subject?"

Ozpin: "tell me Miss Glynda Goodwitch, what subject Professor Port been teaching?" i ask that brought confusion to Glynda's face.

Glynda: "it's Grimm studies, Professor."

Ozpin: "i know you know who's most knowledgeable and experienced to this field, it's Mr. (L/n)" when Glynda heared (y/n)'s last name Glynda's face brighten up. I do know she's a fan of him. That crazy fool can attract army of ladies in all ages. Many ladies... Means... Advertisement... Advertisement means many students!  Many students means MANY HUNTRESS!! I feel good so maybe I'll help this thirsty hoe to achieve her fantasies.

Glynda: "yo-you mean (y-y/n), (y/n) (l/n)?!" i can see excitement to her eyes.

'what a bitch.'

Ozpin: "yes professor Goodwitch, you can go now. I'll make a call."

Glynda: "ye-yes!  Have a good night sir!" she bowed and start running.

All Ozma reincarnation: 'what a bitch.'

I picked up my Scroll and dial (y/n)'s number.