To my crush

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Gosh... I know I will never get you to like me back, and if you ever find this, read this, know that it's me and that it's you... I hope you won't hate me...

A parody of the cup song, for my crush...

I've been looking to ask you out

But I see you're not interested!

And while I can't blame you for not liking me back,

Just know you're the reason I'm not dead.


When I'm gone

When I'm gone!

Will you even miss me when I'm gone?!

'Cus I'm, weird and I'm ugly,

I'm dumb, I'm weak, I'm slutty, oh

You shouldn't miss me when I'm gone!


I'm finally here, ain't it swell?

The school is beautiful!

It got everthin' I could want, this isn't some dumb taunt,

When I say it's bad without you!


Since I'm gone

Since I'm gone

You shouldn't miss me when since I'm gone!

Because, honey, you're perfect

And you are so worth it,

So please don't miss me, I am gone...

Please don't miss me, I am gone.

Thank you for reading, I know it's stupid, cheesy, and really cringy. I just didn't know where else I would put it, so I put it here. And Senpai, if you're reading this, please don't block me. I really like you and I wished you could like me back... and if you're any of my other friends or ex-classmates, get off this account and book! But as always, I will see you all in the next one!

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